Everyone talks about how surprising the Kodak camera mention in the original Dracula novel is but I hardly hear anyone mention this part of Frankenstein
We're not just talking about any Tom, Dick, and Harry here. These are my three platonic soul mates, Tom, Dick, and Harry
This is how Billy describes Elizabeth Holmes the first time he met her as his reason for not recognizing her
A mime taking a goth girl home to meet his family and his father is motioning the makeup is right but she's talking too much.
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On this day in 1999, Cartoon Network aired a 24-hour Scooby-Doo marathon for Halloween. The marathon was filled with little clips between episodes parodying THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT which had been released in theaters just a few a few months earlier.
Asking someone on the street to borrow a light and then using it to cook a hot dog I have in my other hand
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me to my annoying coworker: yeah you think so? no shit sherlock
me under my breath to the boss: yeah obviously sherlock
me coming home to my beautiful wife: i love you sherlock
The other warriors on my journey are saying "Coffee Stirrer" isn't a cool enough nickname for my sword
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Darth Vader should invest his time and resources into supporting women-owned businesses




















