Geo 🦅🇺🇸

I refuse to live life within the constraints of someone else's idea of normality.

Good morning: I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious. -Albert Einstein

Scientists say time is relative… yet Monday always lasts 47 hours. Good night.

I'm trying to watch a 40 minute documentary on YouTube and there's an add literally every minute and a half. This is getting untolerable.

Coffee always tastes so much better on Sunday.

Scientists confirm the weekend is 47% more enjoyable if you pretend Monday doesn’t exist until Sunday at 11pm. Good night.

I was just checking out available movies for tonight. It's not looking promising.

Good morning: Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. -Langston Hughes

Fridays don’t fix your life… they just let you ignore it for 48 glorious hours. Good night.

I’m can now watch HD streams. I may never leave the house again.

My fragile little brain kept trying to make today Saturday all day. So the way I see it, tomorrow is a bonus.

Good morning: The human spirit is stronger than any government or institution. -Fela Kuti

Approaching weekend joy is 90% pure dopamine and 10% the delusion that you’ll actually rest. Good night.

I'm now switched to Spectrum. Windstream was out again this morning so it's good timing.

Official slogan of Hump Day: “We’re not done yet, but we’re too far in to quit.” Good night.

Random gay liberal on line: today Texas's pronouns are yee and haw. Until the Muslims complete their take over and your pronouns are head and less.

Good morning: The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire. -Richard M. Nixon

Somewhere right now a person is opening a package and whispering “what the fuck was I thinking” like it’s a prayer. Good night.

I voted. Now we'll wait and see.

Our choice for governor in Ohio: the drunken communist or the opportunist. I should move across the river to West Virginia.