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''To perceive is to suffer." -Aristotle

west Islip
Joined December 2013
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Nobody cares, work harder.
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we can call it: central park
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Thank goodness it's not snowing. Imagine shoveling snow in this heat.
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Japan has a new stationmaster cat. The Wakayama Electric Railway Kishigawa Line is famous for its feline stationmasters. A new cat, Rokutama, has been appointed trainee stationmaster of 2 stations. Other cats received promotions. This is serious stuff.
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“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.
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"Brahther you have flat tire"
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SOMEONE HELP ME IM RAPTURING
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Just got hired at CPS 😍 if y'all want your kids back cashapp me
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FULL OF SOUP
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We think the Cracker Barrel rebrand sucks too
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Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.
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I think I downloaded the wrong game 😭
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Replying to @tolafolaa
Bros never heard of Patagonia 💀
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FAT
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“godspeed” is just “inshallah” for white people
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Replying to @dvsmclip
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anyone who can run a sub 8 minute mile should get a massive tax deduction
This is quite the estimate. These authors estimated that in 2021, the U.S. faced $335 billion in direct medical costs tied to diabetes and another $305 billion in indirect costs.
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DO BRONX EDIT 👻🇧🇷
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Replying to @jiratickets
fun fact: Italian food wasn't invented until Olive Garden was introduced in 1982
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