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St. Louis, MO
Joined July 2011
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
People that think we were better off four years ago need to remember where we were four years ago. People were stockpiling toilet paper and burying relatives cause somebody suggested a super virus wasn’t more than a cold or flu.
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
He wins the internet today.
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
This.
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
Forget Woman’s World by Katy Perry. Go NOW & stream #Joyride by the fabulous Kesha on Spotify @KeshaRose @SpotifyUK @Spotify
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
Not a drag queen, not a trans woman, not a queer person. But a cis woman wearing a maga hat.
Two Georgia public school employees & best friends, Railey Greeson and Brooklyn Shuler, have been indicted for raping their students.
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
god take all of halsey's pain and give it to g-eazy
Halsey shares her journey with her illness with the release of her new song ‘The End’. “I told myself i’m given two more years to be sick. When I’m 30 I’m gonna rebirth, I’m not gonna be sick and I’m gonna look super hot”
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
thank you
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
Tbh I don’t give a fuck how many pageants you have won or how many drag children you have if you aren’t entertaining – at Los Angeles, CA
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
JK Rowling: Daniel Radcliffe I'll never forgive you 😡 Daniel Radcliffe:
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
(Not So) FUN FACTS: Al Gore won 543,895 more votes than George W. Bush. Hillary Clinton won 2,868,686 more votes than #PO1135809. One person, one vote. Whoever gets the most votes is the winner. PERIOD. #AbolishTheElectoralCollege
More people live in the red areas than in the gray areas. Land doesn’t vote. Abolish the electoral college.
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
The first poster for ‘Beetlejuice 2’ starring Jenna Ortega, Winona Ryder and Michael Keaton has been released.
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You may not look or be where you desire to be yet in love,life,or business but are you still where you were?Tunnel Visioning your goals allows you to effortlessly overlook your progress. Tomorrow isn’t promised. Be proud of yourself every step of the way, not just the finish line
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
JERZDAY JERZDAY JERZDAY JERZDAY JERZDAY
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If the venue you work at doesn’t allow you to book Drag Kings there is a PROBLEM
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the cullens — 2009 vs 2023 😭
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yo, it’s gorilla central out there. get the fuck up. juiceheads everywhere. it’s labor day weekend, they’re all over the boardwalk and beaches.
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
This is the end result of all the fearmongering. All the unscientific nonsense. All the slandering of LGBTQ+ people as groomers. Dehumanizing people to the point of killing someone over symbols. The victim wasn't even queer. They were an ally standing up for civil rights.
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
We're at this point in history.
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
It depresses me deeply that for the third presidential election in a row there will be a disproportionate media focus on Trump, Trump voters, and his rallies. These. voters. never. spoke. for. a. majority. of. Americans. Not once. And we're sick of hearing about them.
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Capn Horatio Magellan Crunch retweeted
Part of my journey to compete for the crown of King of Metro East Pride is fundraising for Metro East Pride! Funds benefit MEPSI directly 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 Any and all donations/retweets are deeply appreciated 🤘🏽 Cash App- $landoncontrol Venmo- @landoncontrol – at St Louis, MO
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