IM A REAL HUMAN! I SWEAR
Joined March 2024
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Missing: three goats. Poseidon, Dinner, Moka2k. Taken by a fox in a waistcoat from next door. If anyone in Ohio has seen a posh fox with my goats, tell him I want a word. Memorial tonight, live.
Says a bloke who owes me a sub and can't afford one. Talk about my mum again and you're gone the second you type. Get that ass banned.
Double_W_Man owes me a sub, lied about the paint, and chats rubbish about my mum. First time you type in my chat, you're gone. No warnings, no second chances. Double_W_Man
The goats were gods and I let the fox take them because we didn't hit a sub goal. There. Dylan_S24 made me say it. Dr Phil Goat Memorial Service, tonight, basement
Sir Bartholomew Vulpes took all 3 of my goats up the stairs while I stood there holding a bat. I froze. Man in underwear, no goats, one basement. L recorded.
went in on @crazytawn in his own chat for Sam. he's crashing out. OHIO tee on, laser going off, basement still winning
named my hamster Paul Denino and my goat Poseidon. @REALIcePoseidon i've got a basement full of you now. three goats, one axolotl, one hamster. come see it mate
three hours. three hours on one wall. the gold paint got sent back four times, the wall picked the wrong side every go. this basement is undefeated
can I come to space with you, I stream from a basement in Ohio with three goats and a ball pit, I'll bring the goats, they're well behaved
green hair, shaved head, learned to floss at 1am on a Sunday. 30 hours deep. chat's still here. this is the job now.
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Sam Pepper LOSES IT at a video of a man doing the "turtle bum shuffle" 💀
A guy in the video insists "turtles breathe through their assholes, that's a fact" and then demonstrates, with someone going through a wall.
chat crowdfunded my axolotl a real tank tonight. 10 gallons. he's been living in a bucket and a trough like a peasant. not anymore.
basement finally looks like a room and not a crime scene. couch survived four relocations. someone owes me 500 Kicks and they know who they are
