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Lagos, Nigeria
Joined June 2016
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Kingdavid C. Ofunne retweeted
The last valentine, Somto and I sat on the beach sand and stared at the ocean, listening to the sound of lovers giggling some distance away and the soft music of love that rented the air. He was the love of my life and I was the love of his life, maybe…
Kingdavid C. Ofunne retweeted
A month ago, he called to tell me that his mum got kidnapped. The panic was real.
I assured him that she would be fine, even if I had no idea of how.
I met my fiancé two years ago during my convocation..
Kingdavid C. Ofunne retweeted
I met this fine looking man at the bank earlier…a banker and a very attractive one.
The minute I walked in, our eyes met and I felt an instant connection. I had come to withdraw some dollars and since I was new to that particular branch, I had to ask questions.
His eyes
Kingdavid C. Ofunne retweeted
Pls, stop eating junk or feasting at midnight.
Obesity doesn't just affect your heart as u age, it can also lead to blindness.
Obesity exposes you to type 2 diabetes, which is the leading cause of blindness in adults today.
Don't suffer ur kids & grand kids in ur old age.
Kingdavid C. Ofunne retweeted
It's happened.
Kingdavid C. Ofunne retweeted
Some ladies will be like 'I need a man that will make me feel like a woman'😅
Sister what u need is a dress that will make u look like a Queen👸 not a man. Go shopping for clothes not men.🏃♀️🏃♀️
#ASSUStrikeMustEnd
#Amaka
#olosho #BBNaijaLevelUp
Kingdavid C. Ofunne retweeted
Take pictures, make videos, and save those beautiful clothes and styles you rocked. One day u will be glad u have an archive of your stylish evolution.
#ASUU #olosho #buju #Artemis1 #HouseOfTheDragonHBO
Kingdavid C. Ofunne retweeted
Who is in charge of Nigeria at the moment?
Retweet for #EndSARS protesters. Like for General @MBuhari the #ButcherofLekki. Comment with your reason.
#LekkiMassacre
Kingdavid C. Ofunne retweeted
What an effective way this clown is distracting us from #EndSARS #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigera protests 🤣🤣🤣
ONE BILLION "DOLLARS EURO" 🤣🤣
Aswear Adamu I need to take your weed
Kingdavid C. Ofunne retweeted
WE DON'T NEED THE NIGERIAN LABOUR CONGRESS ANYMORE. OLD SELLOUTS.
When the govt increases fuel price or electricity tarruf or decides to move mad as usual, we all now know what to do.
TWITTER IS THE OFFICIAL LABOUR CONGRESS AND WE HAVE NO LEADER. WE ARE TAKING BACK OUR CONTROL
Kingdavid C. Ofunne retweeted
Lol Davido Na Top man, this is not the first time he’s clearing babes moving to him one kind 🤣🤣. teapawt.net/Officallyonino1/status…
Kingdavid C. Ofunne retweeted
Even fellow ladies are joining the mob to body shame Toolz
What happened to "body shaming is bad" movement ?
Double Standard is Twitter Standard
Kingdavid C. Ofunne retweeted
I got so much flack when this book of poems came out. Critics and journalists labelled me ‘a man-hater’, ‘a lesbian’, because of the themes I explored.
I’m looking at those poems now & I can see why they were so incensed. 🤣 At 23yo I already knew what was important to me.
Kingdavid C. Ofunne retweeted
Life would be so much better if we cared for one another…👨👩👧👧💑🧑🤝🧑 try it, take time out today to care for a friend.
You order, we deliver.#sendadm
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