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Technical writer, editor, designer

Utah
Joined April 2009
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Each and every post and text and tweet about a car can be greatly improved by autocorrecting it to "cat." And vice versa.
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Let鈥檚 review some of the governing principles of America, @mtgreenee: Our country is governed by the Constitution. You swore an oath to support and defend the Constitution. Secession is unconstitutional. No member of Congress should advocate secession, Marjorie.
We need a national divorce. We need to separate by red states and blue states and shrink the federal government. Everyone I talk to says this. From the sick and disgusting woke culture issues shoved down our throats to the Democrat鈥檚 traitorous America Last policies, we are done.
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Spoiled rich brat acting like a spoiled rich brat. #BlockElon
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I'm sure this won't land me in any trouble.
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Thanks for the idea, @tinysnekcomics. Feels good to be #RatVerified.
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"Europe needs to wake up": Ukraine President Zelensky issues a dire plea to world powers as Europe's largest nuclear power plant is on fire from Russian shelling. cbsn.ws/3IIez5w
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鈿狅笍 #RussiaInvadedUkraine Today, on February 24 at 5AM, the armed forces of the Russian Federation attacked Ukraine. #StayWithUkraine, stay tuned for updates on Ukraine鈥檚 official sources and channels in English and support Ukraine in its fight for freedom and democracy in Europe.
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Apparently the LDS kids magazine, The Friend, will include this image of a kid getting an injection. To their credit, LDS leaders have spoken out for vaccines for several decades, including this year. Of course, there鈥檚 now a coordinated anti-vaxxer effort to remove the image.
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I don't know whether my office is a mess, or my mess is an office.
Only one week into 2021, and it's obvious 2020 has refused to concede.
So...he's already conceding defeat. Does he even read his own tweets?
Because of MAIL-IN BALLOTS, 2020 will be the most RIGGED Election in our nations history - unless this stupidity is ended. We voted during World War One & World War Two with no problem, but now they are using Covid in order to cheat by using Mail-Ins!
A forlorn-looking neighbor boy carrying a bowl just came to our door asking to borrow some milk for his cold cereal. I thought that's just the BEST thing ever.
I said "Okay, boomer" to someone and my Android phone overheard it and opened its Google voice screen. This is disturbing.
Accidentally leaving your FB logged in on the family computer is this century's "trust fall."
Dear pecan pie makers: more pecans, less gelatinous filler, please.
My kids REALLY need to stop asking questions I have to make up answers to.
Radio Shack should have been renamed "Ohm Depot."
Mike Sawyer retweeted
Replying to @AwfulFantasy
@AwfulFantasy @RawrRawr_Panda The bat feared humans, and took on the image of them in his costume. Manbat.
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