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Life is a tornado and Iโm just the cow being spun around for cinematic value
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lactose intolerant people after drinking the biggest milkshake youโve ever seen
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Replying to @trash_italiano
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millennials will never outgrow posting song lyrics as cryptic emotional status updates
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Iโve made so many excuses over the years as to why I canโt do YouTube videos more intentionally. Gonna really buckle down and see if I can make it work.
If you like photo/video/tech nerd stuff follow along!
YouTube.com/@jakechams
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.
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i am retired in the sense that i was tired yesterday and today i am tired again
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99 Days Until #Halloween ๐
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Bored youth summertime vandalism at its best: flicking the switch on businesses that keep their lights on all night in the midst of an energy crisis.
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i am SO SICK of summer i want FALL i want to wear PANTS and eat SOUP and drink HOT COFFEE and rake LEAVES and summon DEMONS while everyone is ASLEEP and the moon is FULL and iโm wearing a SWEATER
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every day i feel more and more like this lotr shot and no i canโt explain it

































