@AkriPasta

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD AND ALL VIEWS ARE PERSONAL. I used to be at @twitter @starsportsindia now I'm making content for the Olympics.

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Stalin at Ani bros wedding after they dance to selfie pulla on stage with Vijay.
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All things aside, Jim Johnston didn't need to go this hard for Big Boss Man.
Kaleb 💬@Rocko94_Oct 16
The neighbors dog won't stop barking.
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.@FootballManager after 10 seasons of a sim.
Sky Sports Football
@SkyFootballAug 6
A consortium involving former Chelsea forward Alexandre Pato is close to reaching an agreement to buy a majority stake in Northampton Town, Sky Sports News understands 🚨
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REST OF THE WORLD WATCHING THE ARGENTINA L
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Every time Drury says Lamal a child becomes homeless.
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Maybe this Egypt team was a pyramid scheme after all.
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Absolute prime performance this.
Proper Football
@ProperFootball8Jun 23
Do you need a tray mate? Nah, I'll be OK. A Dutch supporter ordered 26 pints of Tennants 🍻 in a bar in Scotland on Saturday whilst watching the Netherlands 🇳🇱 take on Sweden 🇸🇪 Unbelievable effort carrying them all back to his mates! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 😂😂😂 #Netherlands #Dutch #FIFAWorldCup2026
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FITTING THAT A FREEMAN SCORES IN THE LAND OF THE FREE 🫡🫡🦅🦅🦅🚀🚀🚀🚀
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Should have just called the Scottish one SCOTT DUCKTOMINAY YOU FOOLS.
B/R Football
@brfootballJun 18
The ducks of the 2026 World Cup: 🦆🇲🇽 Merlin the Mexican duck 🦆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Donny the Scottish duck
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Chris@citehchrisJun 16
one day you receive your first microsoft teams message and then it just keeps happening to you for the next 50 years
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A certified GOAT.
Coral
@CoralJun 11
Big John's Bosh Around The World 🌎 48 teams. 48 boshes. No autocue. Bosh.
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There’s basically two stories about the World Cup right now, it’s either “US Customs hooks Tajik team up to the BallGrabber 7000 as they exit bus” or “59 year old man in Bentonville excitedly invites entire Congolese team to have breakfast with him at Waffle House”
Dean Ammi
@AlgerianFootyJun 8
🗣️ “I want to say thank you to Algeria for choosing Lawrence, Kansas.” 🇺🇸 The locals in USA are all getting behind Algeria. 🇩🇿
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I don't even think Gareth Southgate would pick Gareth Southgate as often as I pick Gareth Southgate in this game.
38-0.app
@38_0appJun 4
Inspired by 82-0.com, but for football. Draft a Premier League XI from random clubs and seasons. Build your team. Simulate the season. Can you go 38-0? 38-0.app/game #football #soccer #fifa #premierleague

Play 38-0 | Draft Your All-Time English Top-Flight XI

Spin the wheel, draft real players from every era of English top-flight history, build your ultimate XI and simulate a full 38-game season. Free to play in your browser.

38-0.app
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being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video
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A successful hate watch.
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Couldn’t have happened to a better guy than Gabriel.
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My absolute hero.
Bruno Fernandes
@B_Fernandes8May 25
inspired by those who set the standard. ✨
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This is like the Powerpuff girls episode where the world loses colour. TF.
Ahmed Al Omran
@ahmedMay 12
Unintended consequences of war in the Gulf: Japan’s most famous potato chips brand will change packaging to black and white due to shortage of petroleum-based colourants
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5 minutes of football tomorrow to completely send our brains in the opposite direction incoming.
Jack Pitt-Brooke@JackPittBrookeApr 28
45 minutes to remind you why you love football so much and now a reminder of what they've done to it.
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Manchester City V Arsenal - 19 April 2026.
Daily Loud
@DailyLoudApr 19
Man won the Delaware marathon after sprinting to the finish as his opponent was celebrating, thinking he won
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