@AkshobhyaA

Permanently Sarcastic Product @Mygate_com

 Bengaluru
Joined July 2015
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Protein is indispensable. But remember who helped you when you were depressed 😭 Mental health >>>
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Phir ab kaun aage hai bhai? #kospi #nifty
Bloomberg
@businessJun 2
South Korea’s equity market has overtaken India’s as the world’s sixth largest, driven by a relentless surge in chip heavyweights powering the global artificial intelligence buildout. More here: bloom.bg/3SdoRUG 📷: SeongJoon Cho/Bloomberg
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Abhi koi IIT hostel mein LLM se timepass kar raha hoga. Aage jaake millionaire -billionaire banega, ache jobs create karega. Bahar se $ layega funding ke liye. Aur jantar-mantar wale log bolenge game unfair tha.
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Availing for @just_snabbit professional and asking the regular daily help at home to guide her on what’s where to get a much cleaner home is asli loop engineering I guess.
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Today’s AQI at Electronic City, Bengaluru is beating London!
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For daily needs I always open @ZeptoNow . Whereas whenever anything different is needed, I open @letsblinkit Last night: needed groceries, ordered on zepto Today morning: need to buy a wall ⏰, did not open Zepto. Opened Blinkit! Why? Design/Product twitter help me understand this! @dharmeshba @SparklinGuy @pdpiitg @madhurchadha @anujrathi @elegantlywasted @kunalb11 @aadit_palicha
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Who’s gonna tell him??!
Sid@siddocodeJul 17
Never understood why people waste years chasing government jobs when they can earn way more in corporate within a few years. IAS officer Google Emp ₹10LPA ₹40LPA
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There’s a Whatsapp group by a petrol bunk in HSR to share the update on XP100 availability. 😭 And you need to visit to be added! Does this qualifies as @peakbengaluru moment?
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How can this post go viral @elonmusk
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Flat prices in #Dubai will come down. But not in #Sarjapur 😭😭😭 #bengalururealestate
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Half of Tech Twitter is just cosplay for people with a MacBook at Third Wave Coffee
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Nothing is more permanent than a temporary workaround.
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Product management is the skill of “ruthless prioritization” and the art of saying “no” until the CEO says “yes.”
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Every MVP eventually turns out “Mostly Very Permanent.”
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“Powered by AI” is the new “Made with ♥️ in our HQ”
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Every roadmap is just optimism with dates. #productmanagement
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The best utility of adult money is that I can now impulsively buy random app or tool subscriptions.
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Flat prices in #Dubai will come down. But not in #Sarjapur 😭😭😭 #bengalururealestate
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90s Kids: Bole mere lips, i love Uncle Chips, Uncle Chips Uncle sabko chips denge 🤑🤑🤑
Rohan Paul
@rohanpaul_aiFeb 4
In new interview Jensen Huang has just shut down the idea that AI is going to replace the software industry. He says "it is the most illogical idea in the world. And time will prove itself." Software = Tools And AI will always rely on those tools
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