This is the road my kids always ask me to speed up on so they can pretend they’re on a rollercoaster. (I don’t ☺️)

Hello @walkers_crisps. If you have surplus supplies of the World Cup Spanish Queso crisps, I’m about to finish my last bag and will happily help you out. 😛

The Countryfile weather forecast is the TV version of non-uniform day.

The radio adverts where the voiceover talks to the producer breaks the 4th wall. And I know how much you love those ☺️

It’s… Rebekah Vardy!

I hope @k8_thornton is doing it after a suitably tension building pause and gold foil rains down over them.

I’m listening to BBC @RadioHumberside because sometimes I feel a little homesick down here in near Birmingham. The presenter just said last night she “bought some halloumi because it was on offer in Heron.” I couldn’t be any closer to back ‘urme. 🤣 Local radio connects 🫶🏼

Beautiful. Ideal for some morning duck racing too.

We're staying at a @TravelodgeUK. As my partner just said: "Travelodge is way better than it used to be. It's even as good as a @premierinn these days." Which is a tag line if ever there was one.

I wonder if any of these @Boro sources have met. "Which one are you?" "I'm the one who said Soton will be docked 10 points and Boro are off to Wembley." "Nice. I'm the one who said EFL are giving Boro a bye to the Prem AND a free Juninho in August as an apology."

We've got an extended Bank Holiday after @Enterprise gave us this car to travel north and back in. (Tyre Pressure warning flashed on the M1; I only noticed the baldness when I got 150 miles to Yorkshire). The kids are happy - they're missing school! (Thankfully they're safe too!)

Jamie Pollock, Alan Moore, Graeme Kavanagh, Phil Stamp. 👏

Well #SNLUK was brilliant. Not even given that it's the first show, just as a show. Some really giggle-fit moments in there. It feels good as a UK viewer. Yes!

@RachelRileyRR I appreciate you film weeks/months in advance, but if this rings a bell... they have the land train that still runs in Bridlington. Bridlington: it's so more than just vicious seagulls and dog muck. (That should be a slogan.)

But what even is the day!?! Is it a Tuesday? Is it a Saturday? I just don't know...

What New Year songs are there? 1) New Year's Day - U2 2) Happy New Year - ABBA 3) The Perfect Year - Dina Carroll (best one) I can't think of any others off the top of my frazzled head.

But coming in a close second.

Berry, "Sunshine After The Rain". Or LAs nightclub in Hull.

I was planning to sit down tonight with my Christmas port and some cheese & biscuits to immerse myself in a film. But I'm going to read this instead. Because if you don't think of your audience first you're completely adrift. (I'm still going to have the port, cheese & biscuits.)

Kim knows something we don't know. I can't wait to find out what! #utb