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You Were Never Really Here

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Dana White for Press Secretary? They might as well film a porno at the White House in the next 2 years!
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Godzilla Minus Zero was so boring!
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Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
@AndrewYangNov 6
As usual I will give my x earnings ($1067.40) to someone who likes this post! Winner chosen at random on Sunday. For extra fun if the winner follows @joinnoblemobile I will DOUBLE it and if you are a Noble subscriber I will give you THREE times the amount! Good luck! 😀🎉
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Jessica Toonkel might’ve just said the dumbest thing ever in media history.
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Damn I guess we aren’t getting that fake $5,000 check!
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Who’s gonna be the “Succession” blood sacrifice of the Trump Administration? Kinda feels like Stephen Miller.
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Is Karoline Leavitt in this picture?
Kylie Cheung (@kylietcheung) profile pictureKylie Cheung
@kylietcheungNov 2
They really thought they achieved some permanent culture shift and had some generational mandate in November 2024 sldkfkidjdkdkd
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You stupid bitch @HaleyforMI
Michigan Democrats (@MichiganDems) profile pictureMichigan Democrats@MichiganDemsOct 31
🚨 BREAKING: Mike Rogers confirmed in a new interview that he would vote for a national abortion ban: "I've been very open about that time I was in Congress, having a 100% pro-life rating... This is the only way that I know how to be when I go back to the United States Senate."
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Haley Stevens can go fuck herself
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Ernie Johnson (@TurnerSportsEJ) profile picture
Ernie Johnson
@TurnerSportsEJOct 28
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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Would be absolutely insane if the last 2 undefeated teams after tonight are Miami and UCLA. Rematch of the 98 season.
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Lincoln Riley, you’re fired
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After it’s over, I think it is incredibly important Natalie Harp never gets another job in DC. Ban her. Shun her. Whatever it takes. She is the one writing all those Truth Socials. Not him. Just saying.
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Ethan Hawke would make a pretty good Batman for a live-action Dark Knight Returns, I think!
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Barstool UCLA
@StoolWestwoodOct 20
Could Bob Chesney save the titanic? 🚢
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Is Hasan Piker still a thing?
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Courtney had Kurt killed.
Excalibur (@Excalibyy) profile pictureExcalibur
@ExcalibyyOct 16
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
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Nathan Fielder is the greatest artist since Charlie Chaplin
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“His agent…”
Bryan Aguada (@Bryan_Aguada) profile pictureBryan Aguada@Bryan_AguadaOct 18
Former No. 1 overall recruit Bryce Underwood has been in contact with Missouri, Colorado, Oregon, Ole Miss and several other programs since being benched in favor of freshman QB Tommy Carr, according to his agent, Brandon Grier.
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College football's NCAA transfer portal window is closed until January; contact with a player or their agent before entry is tampering under NCAA rules. No major outlets have corroborated these specific claims of recent contacts. ncaa.org/news/division-… bcsfootball.org/college-footba… espn.com/college-footba… ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports/n…
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