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Liverpool supporter. Day tripper.

Joined November 2014
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This absolute stupid fucking penalty cost me four points on my FPL.
I expect that will be the last time this season we see a penalty given for the kind of challenge Kerkez made. A good thing too because if defenders can’t compete for aerial balls in the box for fear of missing the first ball we have a bigger problem.
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I expect that will be the last time this season we see a penalty given for the kind of challenge Kerkez made. A good thing too because if defenders can’t compete for aerial balls in the box for fear of missing the first ball we have a bigger problem.
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Replying to @SkySportsPL
What was that stare about 😂😂😂😂
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Liverpool have recruited a devastating attack. The vast majority of their issues lie in them not transporting the ball to that attack well enough from full-back & midfield. It is as simple as that.
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Can they sod off mark chapman from sky sports? They did a financial clean out few years ago only to employ two presenters on the same day. What the fuck?
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Fucking wanker referee #LFC
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Tears in my eyes. Wirtz has a goal and an assist in a Premier League game.
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Tears in my eyes. Barcola and Wirtz combining for a goal in the Premier League.
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Stupid fucking dumb schmuck #LFC
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Watching this #LFC side attack with such little cohesion…..
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We're fucking shit aren't we lou 😂 @lou_93x
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I enjoyed that knock out of chris billiam smith.
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🟥 Liverpool's Midfield: Expensive Contracts, Uncomfortable Decisions I have maintained since Andoni Iraola's appointment that Liverpool needed a more defensively accomplished midfielder, a box-to-box with defensive nous more so than a holding destroyer. Lamine Camara was my preferred signing last summer, and the passing months have only strengthened that conviction. I said before a ball was kicked that a double pivot of Ryan Gravenberch and Dominik Szoboszlai would struggle. Their individual qualities are considerable, but football has always demanded something more fundamental than assembling expensive talent. It demands balance, discipline and an understanding of the collective. Neither has consistently provided what Iraola requires. There is an uncomfortable irony in watching 19-year-old Trey Nyoni, earning a fraction of their salaries, emerge as arguably Liverpool's most indispensable midfield presence. His intelligence in possession, willingness to receive under pressure and instinct for controlling tempo have brought a composure that money has conspicuously failed to purchase. Alongside him, Alexis Mac Allister has rediscovered the authority many feared had deserted him. Florian Wirtz, meanwhile, increasingly looks the natural choice ahead of them. That, for me, is Liverpool's strongest midfield. The substantial contracts awarded to Gravenberch and Szoboszlai now present a difficult question. Where do they fit? Neither deserves to be casually discarded, but sentiment and salary cannot become substitutes for selection on merit. With Wataru Endo seemingly forgotten and James McConnell struggling for opportunities, the midfield picture remains troublingly confused. Iraola has inherited some fine footballers. He must now fashion a functioning midfield from them. And Liverpool's hierarchy must recognise that the next midfield signing requires considerably more thought about suitability than reputation. Because until Liverpool control the middle of the pitch, they will continue paying for it everywhere else.
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Richard Hughes fucking owes us this
Exclusive @winwinallsports Jeremie Frimpong is open to leaving Liverpool, open to play for a Saudi club, been offered to Al Hilal 🇸🇦✅
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I can't believe that shrek eared mother fucker got away with a red card.
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I’ve fucking booed Everton off at home louder than that.
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Pierre Sage confirms Ismaïla Sarr ruled out for game against Liverpool at the weekend. “He will come back after the international break.” He said
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I don't like this scapegoating from senior figures. Do better.
I'm well aware others were also awfu, and I don't want to make him a scapegoat, but I'm going off Dominik Szoboszlai more by the game. Barring the odd spectacular goal - fair play - I'm not really sure he's great, or even close to being great, at anything.
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