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Alabaster

@Alabaster_M

I'm a handyman, nerd, and enjoyer of food from around the world.

 Illinois, USA
Joined March 2010
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#XboxTMNTMoviesweepstakes
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@XBOXGamePass24 Jul 2023
the pizza party never stops with these guys🍕 follow @XboxGamePass & RT this post with #XboxTMNTMoviesweepstakes for a chance to win these TMNT-inspired controllers! be sure to see @TMNTMovie in theatres 8/2/23 in the US! ages 18+. ends 08/13/23. rules: xbx.lv/3OtVY2x
Graphic featuring Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-inspired controllers with animated pizza in background. Animated turtles from TMNT Mutant Mayhem movie stand behind their respective controller. Text reads, "Win the world's first pizza scented Xbox controllers."

ALT Graphic featuring Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-inspired controllers with animated pizza in background. Animated turtles from TMNT Mutant Mayhem movie stand behind their respective controller. Text reads, "Win the world's first pizza scented Xbox controllers."

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My friends and I were doing this 20 years ago and ours didn't have water in it. Just liquor and electrolytes. It's amazing that none of us are dead. insider.com/university-massa…
The University of Massachusetts is warning students about the viral TikTok 'borg' drink after 28...

The University of Massachusetts is warning students about the viral TikTok 'borg' drink after 28...

Several viral videos over the weekend showed UMass students celebrating with what were believed to be "borg," or "blackout rage gallon," concoctions.

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I've been getting a ton of new followers lately and I just want to say, no matter if you're a scammer or selling porn, I'm not giving you my credit card number. :)
Rage Against the Machine stands in support of reproductive justice and will continue to fight against any attempts to restrict or control reproductive freedoms. Criminalizing access to abortion will only add to the suffering disproportionately felt by poor, BIPOC and undocumented communities. The constant rightward shift of both major parties should alarm us all - a wake up call that we desperately need to organize radical people power against a warfare state that continues its assault on people's lives.

ALT Rage Against the Machine stands in support of reproductive justice and will continue to fight against any attempts to restrict or control reproductive freedoms. Criminalizing access to abortion will only add to the suffering disproportionately felt by poor, BIPOC and undocumented communities. The constant rightward shift of both major parties should alarm us all - a wake up call that we desperately need to organize radical people power against a warfare state that continues its assault on people's lives.

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My father didn’t just happen upon death. White supremacists assassinated him to silence his voice & stop his work of eradicating the “Triple Evils”: Racism, Militarism, Poverty. Those who unrepentantly benefited from these evils railed against their eradication. They still do.
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I don't often comment on my wife's accent but she just pronounced "fajita" like it rhymes with "Vegeta" and I thought it was cute.
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I've only got one photo up on Instagram but I did get into a fight with and get blocked by someone who owed my mother-in-law money. So there's that.
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I must be an alcoholic. I told my wife that her breath smelled like booze but it was just a cranberry Lacroix. My brain got diluted cranberry smell and immediately went straight to vodka cranberry.
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I want to get really drunk but I do not want to deal with the ramifications in the morning. Stupid consequences.
Tiny Tina has a tough energy to pull off and seem natural but I'm rooting for her. www-pcgamesn-com.cdn.ampproj…
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I've never played this game but I agree with this dev.
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down with the bourgeoisie
The wife groans when I want to watch something stupid. I'd feel bad but she has us watching Gossip Girl so...
So... I got married. That's a thing I was starting to think would never happen.
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My dad said I looked like my uncle on my mom's side. I told him he looked like his older brother. When I related the story to my mom later, she said I should have just told him I look like her side because his genes are weak. Age has not calmed her one bit.
If you were thinking about the house next door to me, I'm pretty sure it's still available. I made eye contact with the people there for a showing when I walked past the window naked.
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