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South West, England
Joined October 2010
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“And then the rioters found out the voters elected a lawyer for prime minister. Which was nice.”
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They don’t. Believe me. Why do you talk such utter shite? And why are you morphing into a sovereign individual anarcho-capitalist narcissist with fascist leanings? Some journey you’ve been on.
Replying to @LeoKearse
Why does the UK media, with a few exceptions, just parrot the government?
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Just had this through Intelligence is off the scale ! #Rotherham
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The riots have been the most horrific things I’ve seen occur in Britain. This was a rare opportunity for every white person to see, first hand, what people of colour and asylum seekers live with the threat of every day. It was irrefutable evidence and it was fucking despicable.
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A reminder After the Aug 2011 riots, police & my prosecutors examined all the video evidence for MONTHS identifying & bringing offenders to justice - 1000s of them Some didn’t get arrested till a year later! Prison was the usual sentence My boss was someone called Keir Starmer
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Nigel Lawson has died. But despite the overwhelming evidence of science, for balance we’re going to talk to somebody who says he hasn’t.
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The #M27 is now closed in both directions between J2 #Salisbury and J3 #M271 due to a serious collision. Emergency services including air ambulance is on scene. Please allow extra travel time if in the area and consider alternative routes. More details to follow.
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A heartfelt and rousing tribute from tonight’s host @MichaelTwaits and a moment of loving noise from tonight’s audience for an RVT legend and LGBTQ trailblazer, Paul O’Grady/Lily Savage.
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have you tried prayer?
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The Papua New Guinea Courier's latest Letter from London.
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elon musk right now:
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Replying to @GeorgeTakei
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I've never been much of a footballist, but seriously:. #FuckFIFA
Infantino missed a trick. Could have said "I know what it's like to be a woman in Qatar; when I was a child I had to ask my father's permission for many things". #boycott #WorldCup2022 #FuckFifa #FuckGianniInfantino
Gooooooood morning from the shire. There, a couple of moments of calm in the middle of your doom -scrolling. Brought to you be Chesil and Daria, the Portland Sheep
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Making the world a nicer place, one kiss at a time.
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