@AlanButBaseball

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Joined November 2013
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@federalbaseball
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"4s on Tinder are no longer layups for 6'3 millionaire pro athletes?"
#ReclaimD1
@ReclaimD1May 14
Modern woman goes on a first date with pirates pitcher Chris Devenski and tells all after he attempted to persuade her to go back to his place. Thoughts ⁉️👑
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i believe in my heart of hearts that Cade Cavalli can be a good starting pitcher still but there’s something sickening about having an opening day starter with a 5.09 ERA
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The exact same thing happened to Blake Snell again
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You, yes YOU—the one reading this right now—are available out of the bullpen for the Red Sox tonight
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Replying to @terminallyOL
>Account called The Hellenist >Complains about larger penises For once the marble statue guys get it right
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i think Clay Holmes just experienced character development
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Replying to @HeroStar_
Minimalism is a scam by Big Small to sell more less
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did Joey Votto just retire?
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he did
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fuck
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Is Brandon Belt’s career just gonna end like that?
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fam just muted the Super Bowl to watch the national anthem on a phone an hour after it aired
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what baseball pitcher do you think is being talked about here
llocatiannation, we’re back to real hate@llocatiann28 Jan 2024
Replying to @AlanButBaseball
Absolutely! pitch laugh love queen
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Dick Allen easily
FOX Sports: MLB
@MLBONFOX24 Jan 2024
Sound off ⬇️
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calling for a salary cap before a salary floor is a sure sign that you haven’t been paying attention or are willfully ignorant of the “money” issue in MLB rn. hint: it’s not about a lack of money, it’s about a lack of owner’s willing to spend it
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“Bob Nightengale being the voice of reason in reporting on free agency news” was not on my bingo card for 2023. Great article though, I recommend it.
Bob Nightengale
@BNightengale10 Dec 2023
Sunday Notebook: Shohei Ohtani free agency hysteria brought out the worst in MLB media. We can do better. usatoday.com/story/sports/ml…

Shohei Ohtani free agency hysteria brought out the worst in MLB media. We can do better.

The $700 million man's courtship was the subject of wild speculation in recent weeks leading up to his decision.

usatoday.com
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Ohtani announcement will happen around 2-4 PST (I have a final and won’t be able to be on my phone)
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