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Broadway Podcast Network CTO, host of @theatre_podcast, recovering Google lead. Broadway producer, technology junkie. Born 300 years too early.

New York, NY
Joined December 2010
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Hey @amazon, why keep sending your drivers illegally into Brooklyn? This happens almost daily on the corner of State St & 3rd Ave. Watch till the end for your driver to start their hit & run. Driver says “the GPS told me to turn right.” Everyone plz RT so @AmazonHelp will notice
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1) I caught the weird time when the app name updated before the icon 2) I just threw up in my mouth a little 3) catch me on Threads while X continues to follow a path of slow demise
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Learn how a sleepy Long Island beach town became a queer Mecca. Finding Fire Island from @BwayPodNetwork takes you behind the mystique, legends and lore of two of the oldest LGBT communities in the US. apple.co/FFI
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Are all Twitter followers now called Xes?
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Someone called me smart! Time for bed.
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“Keeping up with the Katdashians” is my new favorite show. Kimzabella is giving out Heavyside Layer vibes. @TheWrongCatDied @BwayPodNetwork @KimKardashian @catsthemusical
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Pro tip: actually put coffee in your coffee maker if you want more than coffee flavored hot water. ☕️
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If you like #Slingsandarrows or hearing me prattle on, check out Ep 1 of this brand new podcast from @BwayPodNetwork Outrageous Fortune: A (Kind of Official) Slings & Arrows Podcast broadwaypodcastnetwork.com/p…
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I love how my phone's autocorrect always knows exactly what I meant to say, except for when I'm trying to spell 'autocorrect'. #irony #technologyfail
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The real irony is that soon we will learn @rowancheung was actually the first self-aware AI Twitter bot.
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Faye Ice Cream Cone. Would you come watch my show?
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I lost my blue checkmark today. I don’t know who I am anymore.
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Hey Gang! Get ready for a party because this Saturday at 7pm EST we are having a Patreon Meet up for our $10+ Patrons. We also have a special guest with the host of The Theatre Podcast and frequent guest @AlanSeales. Come join the fun! patreon.com/musicalswithchee…
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forever grateful. happy closing @BeetlejuiceBway 🖤
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Happy new year, everyone! From running for Parliament to comedy to her new show Great Expectations (which was extended before it even opened) you can’t miss this episode with @eddieizzard. Use bpn.fm/ttp to find your preferred way to listen 🎧 #eddieizzarrd #comedy
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PSA: “chipolte” is not a word. Do better.
Are people still obsessed with Wordle? Asking for a friend who has still never played it.