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Reads comics so you don't have to. Especially the bad ones.

Joined May 2009
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Remember when someone put a hedgehog having a shite on here and it looked like Rod Stewart smoking a cigar.
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Exactly, people harp on about Norwegian black metal band "Zyklon B" but are they not aware of the pun that Zyklon" is, according to the band, a play on the word "cyclone", since the word is spelled syklon in Norwegian Anyway, enjoy your Sunday Gareth! youtube.com/watch?v=207FfyDA…
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Just watching Pulp doing the incomparable Common People at Glastonbury. You just know 99% of the audience are the very people Jarvis was singing about 🙄
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Turns out she was ahead of the curve. – at Birmingham, England
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The Oscars are now looking for a new host. Who would you like to see host the 2025 ceremony?
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Magnificent
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"And what is a short version of Susan? Sue. Sue runs a technology company, or *tech*. Sue. Sue, tech. Sutekh!... which is an anagram of 'The UK's'... and who's the UK's... most famous bin? YES, THAT'S RIGHT...!" (Thanks, @EeePee13 for pointing out the 3-2-1-ness of it all)
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Reminder that the greatest FA Cup moment ever doesn’t happen without replays
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Gabriel García Márquez looks like a dirty old man watching Barbara Windsor exercise outdoors in a skimpy outfit in a late period Carry On
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How a Brummie asks for a prawn cocktail flavour crisp
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Simple Minds star Jim Kerr admits he can't tell difference between basic chords mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n…
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No cinema is more pure than the one day of New York City location footage every low-budget Italian genre film did in the late 70s and early 80s. (Currently watching THE CONCORDE AFFAIR '79)
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Can anyone share their AI generated pics of Dr Who and companions? It's partly for a thing, but mostly I need entertaining.
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Feels like a good week to share… Sapphire and Steel have been assigned. Adventure One scared 7 y/o me out of my wits. Magnificently unique televisual creepiness. #LEGO #sapphireandsteel
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***NEW GIVEAWAY*** RT (& be a follower) for a chance to #win 'Trumptonshire' on Blu-ray courtesy of @FabulousFilmsTV #giveaway #competition #prize
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𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞: ‘Mary Poppins’ (1964, Robert Stevenson) / ‘Exorcist II: The Heretic’ (1977, John Boorman)
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PLEASE RT I HAVE LEFT MY VIOLIN ON A BUS GOING TO THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL. IT WAS EITHER THE 52 OR 452 IN THE DIRECTION OF LADBROKE GROVE. PLEASE HELP IM SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING IN TODAYS PROM @TfL @bbcproms @BBCRadio3
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I've asked an AI to generate a trailer for a HEIDI movie and now I can never sleep again
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