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Brendan O’Connor writing in last Sunday’s @Independent_ie; “E-bikes, in isolation, are one of the great inventions of the 21st century. You could argue that everyone over 50 should be automatically given an e-bike to promote mobility, connectivity. I couldn’t agree more.
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Kids are illegally riding e scooters leading to a large number of head injuries in U16s, rather than enforce the law, Irish Gov decides to extend ban to U18s and make adults wear helmets and H Viz in response. Daft stuff.
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🎉 I'm going to Two County Challenge 2026 40th Anniversary! Join me on 21/06/2026 at Fingallians GAA Club. Get your tickets here 👉 eventmaster.ie/event/kVv4cK2… #TwoCountyChallenge202640thAnniversary #DontMissOut #SeeYouThere
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“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…” Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share. This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating: “Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight. A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive. A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy. A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages. You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything. They’re simply too poor to afford bail. Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s. Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends. Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years. Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you. And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster. And you call Greenland badly governed? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment. ‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’ When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years. And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess. You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy. So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan. The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth. And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”
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Some essential reading here particularly for local authorities, hospitals etc. who may feel tempted to shy away from decent bike parking facilities in the face of the recent Kerry Hospital faux outrage. Balance is important! Excellent article @SadhbhO 👏 irishtimes.com/opinion/2026/…
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The White House deleted this embarrassing video. So whatever you do- * DON'T REPOST IT. * Donald wouldn't like it if you hit "repost." Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
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I’m writing in today’s @irishexaminer on five actions to reduce deaths and serious injuries on Irish roads. 1. A Road Safety Commissioner. 2. Reduce speed limits, now. 3. Full resourcing of roads policing. 4. More speed cameras, they work. 5. Reform of Traffic Watch.
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Dublin is now the 11th most congested city in the world & 3rd in Europe Governments answer: End 2:1 spending ratio to roads Delay public transport projects Seemingly cancel parts of the Rail Review Cancel RSA repurposing so it’s actually effective irishtimes.com/ireland/dubli…
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My parting words to Shane Coleman on @NTBreakfast this morning. Shane has a deep understanding of road safety policy and recognises the urgency of reform. My thanks to him and the @NTBreakfast team for asking me to contribute. We need a total reset, and culture shift.
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Just like I did for the election, I’m sketching all the Presidential hopefuls. First up at the sharp end of my pencil is Catherine Connolly. As always, a reshare or follow goes a long way —other than abuse,I don’t get much else out of doing these! #aras2025 #CatherineConnolly
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Trump: We have a very strong relationship economically with China. They have to give us magnets. If they don’t, we charge a 200% tariff or something…. Nobody needed magnets until they convinced everybody 20 years ago let’s all do magnets. 🤡🤡🤡
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Ellen Coyne: Beastly 4x4 trucks have no business being on roads in urban areas independent.ie/opinion/comme…
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