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Probably not Wally Hickel

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My favorite part is when he says they eliminated want, material possession, power to control your own destiny, and this retarded anti-human communist with no actual theory on anything thinks that that is a good thing.
Patrick Stewart explains Communism to backwards ass guy from hundreds of years ago (Capitalist).
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Amazon Prime will deliver something to my doorstep for ~10% cheaper than it costs me to drive to the store and buy it, not including my time/gas cost.
Name one time a billionaire has lowered your bills
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Billionaires become billionaires by providing an insane amount of value for people. And we're supposed to be mad at them for building something that we want to pay them for?
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This is pre-game messaging for the long-term goal of using people's personal compute resources that are otherwise sitting idle for most of the time for AI task offloading, similar to SETI@home.
BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom’s Hardware
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Unlike SETI@home, this won't be a volunteer program, and expect this to come bundled with operating systems in the future.
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Alaskans during the once a decade political event where everybody in the L48 suddenly gives a shit you exist
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The situation sucks but he's right.
My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate. 2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority. 3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority. This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word. All that is needed to ensure this doesn’t happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.
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Anchorage here. It's a fucking 39° hurricane in my front yard right now.
It’s going to be 80° on Halloween fuck this I’m moving to Anchorage, Alaska
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Anybody missing their trampoline
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This excerpt from Hickel's Who Owns America is how I imagine JD Vance felt when Trump told his cabinet we are going to war with Iran after spending his whole political career criticizing the forever wars and running on no new wars, while potentially nuking JDV 2028.
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Found a new psuedonym for my account so I can stop tarnishing Wally's name.
Gaylord Slowcum United States, Census, 1900
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"a broken system that punishes the Builder and rewards the Parasite"
Everyone is furious at the prankster. They are missing the real tragedy. Man A wakes up at 5 AM, works 10 stores, and misses his 4 kids' bedtime— yet still can’t afford his mortgage. Boy B produces nothing, mocks working men with a phone, and makes thousands in clout. The problem isn't a pizza company. It’s a broken system that punishes the Builder and rewards the Parasite. When a father’s sweat buys less than a clown’s disrespect, a nation loses its soul. Restore the dignity of honest work.
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"It's not what I want, it's what honor demands."
Replying to @USAdoggo
You should be able to assault anyone walking up and pointing a camera into your face
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You mean like a normal business? Yes we agree that is how it should work.
JUST IN: Democrats propose letting AI companies go bankrupt rather than bailing them out if AI bubble bursts
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It's so funny watching Democrats think they're edgey by threatening to NOT bail out an industry with your tax dollars.
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"and then I said fuck you John, watch this shit"
One of my favorite facts: Wally Hickel became candidate via the AKIP party because John Sununu called him and told him not to do it. We have a storied tradition of carrying the bit.
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She called this a diverse cabinet, has to be trolling.
I’m proud to have the most talented, hardest-working cabinet in Virginia’s history. They are also the most diverse cabinet Virginia has ever seen. Every single one of our cabinet secretaries were selected because they’re the best of the best in their respective fields. They also bring invaluable perspectives from across the Commonwealth — from Danville, Hampton Roads, Richmond, NOVA, and more. I’m grateful to get to work with these incredibly dedicated, hard-working, and talented cabinet officials to serve the Commonwealth of Virginia. richmond.com/opinion/column/…
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UPDATE: Maybe not?
Speaking of cue cards, this is how close this race will be
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When you get the six year job four time zones away that you never actually wanted
Replying to @WillMuldoon
It'd be pretty funny if we all just... you know.... voted wrong.
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