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Joined July 2010
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5 weeks since breaking my ankle and back out with the big lad 🧘🏻‍♂️
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Elliott Anderson is an absolute joke 🪄
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A hard fought victory and progression in the FA Vase for the Swifts today. Our Swifts Man of the Match goes to Simon Alcott! 🟠⚫
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Double substitution in 65th minute Corey Bucalossi off for Jordan burrows Tendai Daire off Liam Read
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Still doing this silly ‘holding a shirt, whilst wearing the same shirt’ bollocks!
📝 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘: Rangers have signed defender Olwethu Makhanya from Philadelphia Union on 4-year deal. Fee around £3M. (Source: @RangersFC)
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The slobber 😂😂
First thing I did when I woke up this morning was check the score. The second thing I did was take a little trip to Ross Kemp's instagram
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Moving Rice to right back won us that!
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Home lives in black and white. This is Newcastle. Introducing the 26/27 Newcastle United home jersey, available now.

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Shave it off, egg in a bush.
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A couple of options here, and one of them involves Tom Tuchel knowing more about football than me 🤨
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Arteta is a proper dick.
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Does Ally McCoist ever go home?
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Season done. 46 appearances, 19 clean sheets, 8 goals and plenty of tripping over. Another enjoyable year with my mates ⚽️
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35 mins at the Swifts double the lead! Lutterworth 2-0 Moulton
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Handball rule is a joke nowadays 🤯
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71 mins and we have a third goal! Lutterworth 3-0 Northampton Sileby Rangers
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What a guy, what a keeper! Only way is up 📈
Due to things going on at the club out of my control I have decided to leave @corbytownfc Enjoyed my time and grateful to have done it with a great set of people and a great set of fans. Time to find a new club, few clips from the season so far.
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Jacob Murphy is so underrated
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