Marketing Human | UCB Improv Student | Aspiring Comedian | Currently Not
New York, NY
Joined December 2015
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.@WuTangClan Does anyone remember the older white lady ODB used to walk to her car in Staten Island?
That's my grandma, Florence.
Didn't really know what else to do with that info, so I decided to throw it into the universe
.@samreich Throwing this video on your radar! A lovely video from a huge fan of Dropout.TV
youtu.be/vcMksM9wqQk
.@CraigAlanson
Aspiring writer, here. I can't get out of my own damn way (i.e. 1000 edits per 100 words)! How do you do it? How do you keep writing, even if you're not 100% in love with what you've written? How do you decide when a chapter is done?
Yes, I am jealous. Send help!
What I've learned in my first #corporate job:
1. If a pic's labeled NSFW, then it is
2. Don't click on it
3. Do anything but click on it
4. Click on it anyway
5. Realize there's no good way to explain to coworkers why there's a penis with a top hat on your phone
6. Embrace death
Thank you for ExFor, @CraigAlanson. It was, by far, my favorite book series, start to finish.
I guess we'll find out a few years from now whether this was a compliment or an insult, but your style is what inspired me to taking writing seriously!
200 pages in, and counting!
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I am so SO fucking sick of it here. Not sure I can do this much longer. Fuck the corporate sanitisation of art and the Internet as a whole.
People who still chuckle at the M&M commercial that's been playing in @AMCTheatres since the dawn of man make me deeply uncomfortable
My Anxiety: For once, I just want to go to a hibachi place where the chef doesn't feel pressure to entertain and I don't feel pressure to engage trained seal mode when the zucchini starts flying
My Brain: A restaurant. You want a Japanese restaurant
Is anyone else grappling with the fact that @DrStrange in the Multiverse of Madness (MoM) is releasing for MOTHER'S day weekend, or is it just me?
Why did you do this to me, @Marvel?
I am, of course, asking all three of my Twitter followers.
#Marvel #MultiverseofMadness
Assuming there are exactly 206 million Twitter users, because math would be too hard otherwise, if @elonmusk were to spread $1 billion across us all, we could all gain a cool $4.85 before taxes.
Look, I'm just trying to find the upside here.
All .@NJTRANSIT customers, rejoice, for today is #CommuterApprectiationDay. Due to another app failure, you all get free rides for the next few minutes!
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"Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and in triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot." Carl Sagan
Today, we're going to discuss some marketing do's and don'ts!
Do's
- Support Ukraine (#supportukraine)
- Make Fun of Putin (#suckitputin)
Don'ts
- Make light of what may be slowly morphing into a third world war/nuclear holocaust
- That. Just don't do that.
- Who hurt you?
Could any smart person help assuage my, "Holy shit, holy shit, we're three steps away from a nuclear holocaust," concerns? #Ukraine WW 3
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.@TabletopSim needs to get their shit together and I won’t be streaming on their service until they do so. These responses to genuine inquiries are absolutely unacceptable.
Please see Xoe's thread for more details (linked below), but @BerserkGames / @TabletopSim seems to be saying that a user on their platform declaring themselves as gay or trans is crossing their rules against "discussing sexuality, politics and fetishes". 1/3
A few awesome people are working on a new app for players to find players!
I will now tag every #TTRPG person I've watched recently for no reason.
@BrennanLM @quiddie @erikaishii @rosabelland @rekhalshankar @Persephiroth @thebeccascott
Funny that I could only think of seven...
Happy 4 am, @thetomska! Here's a pig feeding stream that's active right now, you insomniac: twitch.tv/minipigplay
