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What else you gonna do when citeh aren't playing Ingleton waterfall trail
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If he's crying now, god help him in four months after he's watched Dalot lose his man for the 17th time in a single game, Rashford is too hungover to train and Luke Shaw is eating trifle for breakfast.
❤️‍🩹👋🏼 Mauricio Pochettino: “Yes, I had signed a new deal until 2030 but the Federation know not so many opportunities appear in your life like Manchester United”. “You can’t turn it down”.
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I want 3pm kick offs. No VAR. And proper football.
#ManCity's appeal against the Premier League's ruling is set to go ahead in mid-December. The hearing may run for a number of days and a judgment is expected from a panel set up to hear the case in the new year, followed by a decision on sanctions should the appeal prove City till I die. Bring the pressure, we’ll handle it. We never back down.
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Alex Everitt retweeted
fucks ant and dec gonna do about it
Can’t be doing that @FA_PGMOL @alanshearer @antanddec do something please
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Good. It's fucking freezing.
We need to act, fast.
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Noel Gallagher’s words when the barrier broke at a famous gig of Oasis in Manchester 2005 « Listen everybody, This is serious. There’s a crack in the barrier at the front line so they’re gonna have to get it sorted out so they’re gonna let us play. So everybody’s gonna have to take a walk back. Right. Listen, as just the way the barrier is busted, they’re gonna have to fix it or we can’t do the gig. Alright. There you go. Can you take 2 or 3 steps back from the back? We get it sorted and we get on with it and we fuckin’ turn the roof off! Everybody move back, come on! I just realized we haven’t got a roof on the place but never mind that’s attention to detail, there’s no worry about that. Those people down the front shit themselves here cos someone’s gonna get sacked for this. You, you’re gonna get sacked, you’re gonna get sacked, you’re gonna get sacked, you’re gonna get sacked, you’re gonna get sacked, you’re gonna get sacked, ahahaha Right, we’re gonna go. Sure we’ll make it to the end! »
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UH OH WE'RE IN TROUBLE THE PREMIER LEAGUE CAME AND BURST OUR BUBBLE.
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OHHHH WAYNE ROONEY. ITS ADEBAYORRSSSS
One for the plastics
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Alex Everitt retweeted
Replying to @savanQadir
How many are you married to?
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He was one cool bastard wasn't he.
The British gutter press were quick to slag off City, our directors & Mancini when it was apparent he was offered the job when Mark Hughes was still manager. No such outcry over Pochettino though. One rule for them and one for us.
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Tell him how you feel mate
Replying to @richardajkeys
Why did you perv on your daughters friend as she played twister then shag her 🥵🥵🥵 Proper filthy dirty cunt . You’ll defo be up with the same as filthy russ when they all come forward You chubby smelly fingered cunt
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Billy Ocean for a fourth time? Oh go on then. @spamster37 GET OUT OF MY DREAMS. GET INTO MY CAR.
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THE MAGIC OF THE CUP WILL NEVER DIE.
8TH TIER SIDE STAFFORD RANGERS DOUBLE THEIR LEAD AGAINST GRIMSBY🤯🤯🤯 ABSOLUTE SCENES OH MY WORD😍😍😍 NOTHING WILL EVER BEAT THE FA CUP🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
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Manchester United fans seen fighting each other 😂
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Stop praying to me about Man Utd! Some teams are just shit
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Alex Everitt retweeted
Those remorseless blues, yet again. Back to York away 😂
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Our lass is putting the Christmas tree up. What a knob.
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