Alex

I'm more afraid of the government than I am of Covid-19

If this goes on another year I'm checking out.

Unfortunately due to the nature of my job, I sometimes get my lunch from @GreggsOfficial and its always a big disappointment. What's the attraction of room temperature pasties and sausage rolls?

Absolutely loved our first session at @rocbloc this evening, was supposed to be a rest day but couldn't resist. Missus loved it too.

Need an operation? Walk it off. Sick? Bed rest. Cancer? Tough luck buddy. #SavetheNHS Why the fuck are we supposed to think of these people as 'heroes'?

The missus keeps watching #ModernFamily and its convinced me that the state of @california should have a wall built around it then get flooded with magma.

The actress in this #Juiceforaboost ad pulls the same facial expression as a porn 'actress' who's trying to swallow a particularly tangy load.

Me to the cat: "if you had a job, you could buy your own ham"

Day 1 of #Lockdown2 Went out to the shops. Bought beers and sweets from tesco, 2 pairs of Christmas socks from sainsbury's and a carton of juice from the corner shop. Paid cash.

Six 5*'s in a x30 pull 😁👍

Anyone else found they need to be within dashing distance of a toilet if they plan on drinking a full carton of @VitaCocoUK?

The goons working in @McDonaldsUK drive thru's are the single best argument against #minimumwage

Surely if they hold the swab within 2m of someone that will be sufficient.

With access crags in #southwales being largely overgrown due to low numbers, a machete is now essential climbing equipment.

Why the fuck do I see drivers, on their own, in their own cars with masks on? Do they also roll on a condom before leaving the house? Fucking #COVIDIOTS

Look at all these #COVIDIOTS 😂😂😂

Five @dmmclimbing aero screw gate carabiners on @AmazonUK for just over £40 with free postage??? Too good to be true. I'd rather pay more and buy from a reputable seller.

Time to get some new @ScarpaUK Boosters 😇

Watching #XFiles earlier and something Mulder said really resonated with this current #scamdemic