@AlexJKelly

Firefighter. Roaming Wyldcat. The only chill Catholic convert. ❤️@420bvnny❤️ All opinions came to me in a dream. Still stupid, no longer drunk. He/him. 32.

 Texas
youtube.com/@alexjoekelly?si=M17CwWXHJb9FRlg6
Joined March 2021
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The Helsingist Pocket Guide (First Edition) is out now! Link in reply to avoid deboosting, so that this important information about the vampiric menace and the Helsingist Order can be more widely seen.
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I think if you call police on a child for being good at a game you should probably just get the Old Yeller treatment. What value could you have to offer the world if that’s the kind of person you are? I suspect none.
My Mixtapez
@mymixtapezOct 26
Parents called the cops on a 3-year-old for being too good at soccer compared to other kids and wanted to have him kicked out of the league 😳⚽
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By itself, this would be fine. A lawyer caught sandbagging a case can’t be a lawyer anymore, and someone with experience on the other side of the law could be useful. However, this guy was also pushed out of the Texas AG office for sexual harassment, which: 1) He must have 1/2
steven monacelli@stevanzetti18h
NEW: Transgender Texas Student Union has retained counsel in response to the Travis County filing related to the fake transgender mailers. It's Chris Hilton, who worked for Ken Paxton at the TX Attorney General's office and left temporarily to defend him in his impeachment trial.
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done some truly crazy shit to get pushed out of Paxton’s AG office for that. 2) Makes it a terrible optics decision for a trans advocacy group to retain him given how much anti-trans rhetoric is just accusing trans people of being perverts.
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we talking about biggest contributions to the internet again and in my case it's certainly this image
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Fork found in kitchen type shit.
not all transphobes are sexist but all sexists are transphobes.

ALT not all transphobes are sexist but all sexists are transphobes.

LGBTQ Nation@lgbtqnation23h
Trans rights opponents say they want to protect women. But they tend to have a worse opinion of them. buff.ly/vuuJzwu

Sexist people more likely to support trans sports bans, study finds

Trans rights opponents say they want to protect women. But they tend to have a worse opinion of them.

lgbtqnation.com
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Enslaved: Holocaust. If you count prison labor, then the US until 2003 Beaten: constant for most of history Killed: every country until like 150 years ago, 11 countries today Eaten: no group has been commonly eaten Raped: “corrective” rape against lesbians, constant, ongoing
alex ⚢@Jiok2ndcircle22h
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Germ 🌪️@burgersauria22h
friend found it
Germ 🌪️@burgersauriaOct 26
whats that one reddit textpost memeThing that goes BASEBALL IS BACK BABY THIS IS REAL BASEBALL NONE OF THAT ... SHIT MEN DIE IN THE FIELD MEN GO TO WAR HERE MEN PISS AND SHIT HERE MEN GIVE BIR TH IN THE DUGOUTS. i feel lik im going crazy i cant find it Anyone please h elp. ,
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Not only mass effect.. but the sims?? I dont even be playing the sims like that but i know its practically a money machine for them so whats going on here
Eurogamer
@eurogamerOct 25
EA cancels unannounced The Sims project, trims the Skate team and reportedly plans to lay off 400 workers: "We're the number one publisher in Western HD gaming". bit.ly/4zMFx65
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ForgetfuIPerson@ForgetfuP23h
Let me call my buddy who’s an expert on cheaters to check it out first
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not wint@drilhistorianOct 25
TMZ
@TMZOct 25
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

tmz.com
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.@420Bvnny, singing: "What is a grape? What is a grape? What is a grape?" Me: continues playing OSRS Her: "that was our new hit song..." Me, thinking: "ah yes, the new hit song, What Is A Grape" Her: "What is a Watermelon?" Me:
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I wish for you what you wish for trans people btw
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Me being an employed man now
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Literally me and @420Bvnny
ˆ𐃷ˆ@flirtaeyeonOct 23
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ˆ𐃷ˆ@flirtaeyeonOct 23
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eat my shorts
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Nwm i got my answer
🩸 Vampire Willon 🩸@Willon_8Oct 24
I wonder if North American River Otters are aware of how semiconductors work.
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Good morningggg
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“In OUR Nation-State, we do things a little differently, for example we follow cold pragmatic realpolitik, we have no permanent friends or enemies, only interests.”
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