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I just moved to a new state and brought my 8 month old puppy to my dog friendly work. He proceeded to have explosive diarrhea all over the carpet of the main walkway. I have worked there for one month. I am now dog poop girl.
What if there was a way to see all of the comments that people post on other social media pages? We would be able to see all of the trolls, the weirdos that praise celebrities AND the guys who comment means things on sports team pages when their team loses. Saving lives here.
Ok this is embarrassing but I need to get it off my chest. I just paid 3x list price + $11 delivery on Mercari for a…. board game.
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Must be nice to have control over who’s inside you
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This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke.
A real one.
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In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Alabama.
If you like or are even pretending to like football and you wear A BLOCK OF CHEESE ON YOUR HEAD you are a fucking weird loser





