Alex 🍺

I support M.G.A.A. "Make Gas Affordable Again"

Just a friendly reminder to check your wall for Bees.

PSA: DON'T buy WHITE Hyundais. #az #tucson #autopaint

I hope your glass dildo breaks while you're using it.

Seriously, I haven't seen a single freakin animal yet.

It does make Australia look NOT SCARY though

What a very tiny misunderstanding these 2 have in the beginning. I already know they're gonna be together, but just a Itty bitty bit of communication could've cleared this all up.

Had one of those work days where it feels SO GOOD to be home.

Eh, I'll finish this one tomorrow. It's almost 5 o clock #Tucson #AZ #Autopaint

PSA: Lays potato chips are not good for scooping up Ceviche with.

Plot Twist: The sex was bad because I was the one that just laid there.

I made a Car that runs on getting shot, so you can't shoot me or I'll never buy gas again.

Something sad about eating ramen while watching Gordon Ramsay tutorials.

Good morning ya'll! 🙂🌞 Nothing special about this pic Just sitting in the work parking lot not wanting to go in.

Am I going to die from Ramen? Or Beer? It's going to be 1 of those.

They call it iPhone duo cause the 1st one breaks. You'll need 2.