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Imagine needing a piss on a plane but Alex Pembroke is in their stuffing herself with toys
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I’ve seen the video and she earned every penny of it. Think is bussed to it like 3 times today
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This girl got me sacked from my job. Whatever. I was beating to her at work most days so it was deserved. I didn’t like my job anyway I just won’t have any money now this month lmao.
Why does stuff like this always happen to me!
£80 down the drain 😩 that guy was straight up laughing at me too
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Boys at Halloween: let’s dress up as something funny from a movie
Girls at Halloween: let’s dress up like a slut and fuck the first guy that gives me attention
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Arrest me, tase me, handcuff me, put me against the wall, call your superior (if she’s female) and take me to the backseat.
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Hold on this bird is a straight up freak. What is she doing with all them items there must be some insane videos of her 😂💀
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Now my girlfriend has caught me speaking to this girl on here
Bruh my life is actually over
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Fun fact: this girl does naked yoga and records it. I’ve literally never seen anyone else do it it’s sucked an untapped niche
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Once saw her do this ‘stretching’ without that stupid top / short combo and it left a mental image in my brain forever
Who’s got it because I need it