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Alex 🦒

@AlexWJSimpson

Nice, different, unusual ✨

 London, England
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Joined May 2010
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david@sweetbanistersOct 12
the person who invented spanish when they revealed how to say yes in said language
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c@cfree94Oct 8
even a broken twink clocks a gag twice a day
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Gaga when she decided to come up with the sound and concept of Abracadabra
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arman@SURVlVALHORROROct 1
which game console took the world by storm in 2006?
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jen$en
@jensenoutsoldOct 1
People attending a pink concert
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jack@jackhw_Aug 29
when someone offers me M&Ms but i clock their oval shape
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being a local queen in your 30’s
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•ᴗ-@evadentzAug 12
me facing away from the eclipse with a colander while everyone else makes magical memories with the glasses
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julia
@juumelo_Jul 31
drinking beer isn’t bad for me because my body is a machine that converts alcohol into love & kindness
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greg@gurregggJun 25
Being a faggot was probably one of the best things to happen to me
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Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description
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Showing the security guard what they are going to be missing out on if they don't let me in the club
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head fucking EMPTY she was sending morse codes to be SAVED
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@adracabadraJun 11
Timeline talking about football
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that poor baby has no idea that his mother performs on stage, too 🥹
𝖌𝖆𝖇 (@gabgonebad) profile picture𝖌𝖆𝖇
@gabgonebadMay 28
Rihanna recording Riot Rose watching his father perform on stage for the first time 🥹
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MR. POP
@MrPopOfficialMay 27
“So, we moved to LA”
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveMay 27
Susan Boyle debuts new look: “A new era starts tomorrow.”
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BⱯDBOYROY@Roco__23May 1
Gaga and Liza at the Oscars
ARTTOP (@No_Toilets) profile pictureARTTOP@No_ToiletsMay 1
Take me to AMC cause I found God in the Shape of a Woman
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Alice Lia Maro@slimeliaApr 10
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pixelframe (@HelloPixelframe) profile picturepixelframe@HelloPixelframeApr 9
Guys, please nothing inappropriate with this one, the Peppa Pig font & logo generator is live now! pixelframe.design/peppa-pig-…
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Garby@Atlantis252Apr 5
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Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveApr 3
Hot Ones is teasing their “biggest” episode yet. Who do you think it is?
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cj-
@cjnieIMar 22
Chappell Roan on the Titanic lifeboats
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chappell when the girl walked past her😭
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseMar 21
Brazilian footballer Jorginho says Chappell Roan’s security guard spoke to his wife and daughter in an “extremely aggressive manner” while they were staying at the same hotel as the singer. He said his daughter recognized Chappell and “simply walked past the singer’s table” to confirm it was her, prompting the security guard to approach their table and tell his wife she shouldn’t allow her daughter to “disrespect” or “harass” other people. He added that the guard said he would file a complaint with the hotel.
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