Alex from MySpace

I thought John Wick was a great fiction movie - then I got a dog.

Oh, @smivadee - when are we getting the band back together?

Me when I saw that device on the table... #GoogleHome #GooglePixel10

Don't step to me.

... and paying 20 bucks a month to listen to an album I've owned since 1997. Worth it.

Explaining this my mother was a chore.

We ate good, brother.

There will never be a world in which Mark B & Blade didn't eat the whole fucking plate with this one.

The 'medley bowl' is probably my favourite meal right now. Packing a lot of healthy bits with a few slices of chorizo. Slaps. Recommend.

Owning a dog be like;