Alex Washington

Troll my comments, I troll you back. Them the rules.

The 2026 Holiday Calendar: Nov. 1 - Nov. 25: Christmas 🎄 Nov. 26 - Nov. 27: Thanksgiving 🦃 Nov. 28 - Dec. 30: Christmas 🎅🏾 Dec. 31 - Jan. 1: New Year 🍾 I don't make the rules.

The intro bars were my Instagram bio for years. 😭

I really abandoned this app for the other one.

Marc Lamont Hill is so funny for this. 😭

I don't like women having to get back to work as soon as they push their baby out. I don't care about album rollouts or tour sales or runway shows. I don't care how much money they have or what their snapback looks like. Every mom needs rest, man.

There isn't a feature verse that Kash Doll has been on that she didn't out-rap the original artist. She bodies every single feature that she's on, and I'm not debating this one.

Cardi knowing the lyrics is how I know it's real.

Gotta camp out here while 🧵🪡 is mad at me. So ... how we doing?

Kash Doll had the best verse on "Friday Night Cypher" from Big Sean's Detroit 2.

Men must've really been terrible for women to fight for the right to work.

Thr*ads gives me 2009 Twitter vibes, which is why I enjoy it. But every now and then I still need to pop back over here. It's like riding past your childhood home.

Also, Baddies news. Because why did they let Lex beat on Summer like that?

My music opinions are for this app. That's why I'm here.

50 Cent's mom died in a house fire. Domani might be worse than King.

My favorite thing about the 50 Cent vs. T.I./King Harris beef is that Tameka "Tiny" Harris ain't have to say a MF'n thing. Girlie pop showed up and just sat between her husband and her son. IKDR.

If the Boy is Mine Tour has taught us anything, it's taught us that Monica really is the definition of "good in every hood."

When people say 'KD' I think of Kashdoll first and Kevin Durant second.

Also, every time I come on this app it gives me "Heyyyyy, how y'all doing?" It ain't been the same since the #failwhale left us.

The OMG Girlz announced a mini-tour sponsored by Coca-Cola, and there are people in the comments being real nasty to them. I'm betting it's the same group who were nasty to them as teens and have grown into nasty women.