In the last 5 minutes I have screamed twice and I have sleeping children within metres of me, dammit this is great tv #TheTraitors

Would love Freddie to realise he’s being thrown under the bus by Charlotte and open the last round table tomorrow by sacrificing himself- admitting he’s a traitor and revealing Charlotte is too, leaving his mum(?) Frankie and other faithfuls free to the winnings #TheTraitorsUK

Thing is, Freddie will realise he’s been set up as soon as Leanne reveals Charlotte knew about the shield. If this reveal happens as early as breakfast it could give him all day to turn the others against Charlotte, weakening her position #TheTraitors

I do feel a bit sorry for Noor…She spent the last 7 weeks trying to be heard while other contestants talked over her (I think Tre even took her phone out of her hand at one point?). No wonder she felt she had to be assertive this time. Overcorrected unfortunately #TheApprentice

Crouching tiger hidden Jaz. Think it’s wise for him to wait for the final to confront Harry when he’s protected from leaving the game himself #TheTraitors

Do we reckon Evie clocked Harry oversharing Traitor info when banishing Paul? I’m sure I saw her thinking that 🤔 #TheTraitors

I hope I’m wrong but think Jaz is next to be banished- Paul just turned in his seat and gestured off camera when mentioning Jaz on Uncloaked 😱 they film the traitor reveals in pairs so would make sense? #TheTraitors

When two worlds collide

Thanks to #Taskmaster all I could think during this dramatic routine was ‘I found a naughty satsuma in my fantastic curry’ #strictly #iwatchtoomuchtv

First thought skeleton spa was an odd concept, but then remembered the Grand Designs episode where they built an underground swimming pool in a CEMETERY, so there’s a kind of precedent I suppose #strictly #granddesigns

Did you know Mattel is the owner of Fisher Price? Their rock and play sleeper has been linked to 100 deaths…it’s been recalled but only 10% have been recovered. Please keep an eye out- it’s illegal to sell or redistribute these! #barbie #barbieheimer

Ear worm!

Wonderful humanning here

Nice to see Nigel Thornberry is keeping busy #eurovision #Greece

How did Norway find my childhood Irish dancing costume? #Eurovision2023

I’m not saying I’m obsessed with #designingthehebrides, all I’m asking for is a couple of series following the lives of the Woolly Wednesdays crew and their various grandchildren. #comfortviewing

Very true for toddlers too, it’s like talking in cryptic crossword clues

Sometimes the internet can be a joyful place!

Twitter don’t go…! The comments on this are fabulous