Drones are the hottest gift this Christmas

I simply just can’t bring myself to talking loud on my phone in public places. What’s wrong with me?

A spoonful of sugar to make the medicine go down is a terrible habit to form and could lead to obesity and diabetes.

Hey @nytimes, I’ve supported your journalism, podcasts, etc. for 10+ years but the hour I’ve spent on the phone with your bungling customer service about a simple billing issue was ridiculous. Please do a Daily episode on that.

“Sometimes you have to go outside of the regulatory bounds.” Sure, but not when lives are at stake you idiot. #OceanGate

What’s that smell Dad? That’s the smell of Canada.

This is what sporting fans must be like. #Apple

Headline: Old white guy in a Southern U.S. State makes racist comment, shocks no one.

I still love listening to people try to argue the rules. This time, at an event space. The kitchen closed eight minutes ago. It won’t reopen for you.

There is something both annoying and charming about waiting for a fax line to not be busy. Yes, governments use faxes and I don’t have a problem with that.

Looking at these start-up EV companies and they all look like start-up software companies. With a similar VC smell. Besides cool names and hip marketing do they offer anything unique?

Seriously, EDC knife people, what do you use it for? Opening your Prime packages? Most likely you work in media, or a related tech centric white collar job. Not a militia. Not a ranch. The closest to a ranch you’ll get is on your chicken wings.

Proxy cold war with China via TikTok. Proxy hot war with Russia via Ukraine.

Once everyone went remote did they stop using the pretentious notebooks?

Oh no! My Amazon account is going to get suspended!? I miss my daily car warranty calls. Too bad predators like them always find enough prey to survive.

Roswell was also a “balloon”. #ufo 🛸

I just got on a waiting list for Bing. This account has not been hacked.

"Thing is trending", says guy who makes things.

Tonight is the night when everyone asks “What’s NORAD?”

‘Tis the season to drink raw eggs and cow milk mixed with alcohol. On purpose.