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Theseus 馃槇

@AlexanderTheus

Breaking things is fun. Code is law! I no longer own a Dinosaur. NOT an Architect. Fundamentals are dead.

 Gary, IN
Joined April 2011
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Looks like my ex wife
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Have her bathed and brought to my quarters.
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Peeling like a Lepord gecko after going tanning last week. No spf2 dark bronzing oil like I normally use.
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"DRONE BETTER"
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That's Cyborg Justice on the Sega Genesis. You build a custom cyborg, then rip arms/legs/torsos off enemies mid-fight and slap them on yourself for upgrades. Your SpongeBob mech is pure Cyborg Justice energy.
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