Alexandra Potora ☾˚✩ ⋆｡˚

Everyone coming to Twitter to say they’re leaving Twitter 🤦‍♀️💆‍♀️

You wanna take my paper straw or yours ?

“… the lawyer who defended the man who convinced the world he has scissors for fingers." Wait a minute !! WAIT👏A👏MINUTE !! Johnny Depp never had scissors for fingers ? Good lord, we’ve been lied to all these years ?

Another day in paradise, dealing with a bunch of bullshit. Yes it’s bullshit, but at least it’s happening in paradise ☀️

#DeppVsHeard trial has everything 1 could imagine: 💩, 🔪, dog stepping on 🐝, a muffin man, lots of penthouses & mineral spirits, a lawyer objecting to his own question, European kisses, gummy bears & doodling. If this doesn’t deserve its own movie, I don’t know what does!

It’s Friday, February 25th. A sovereign country is being forcefully invaded. People are dying, getting misplaced & traumatized. But the worst part is Joy Behar‘s vacay to Italy may be affected by all this.

About to re-live the glory of the late 90s 😁. A little disappointed Pepsi didn’t announce Tupac is actually still alive, but will have to cope.

Been “hanging in there” for 7 episodes of #AndJustLikeThat  out of loyalty & love for #SATC but I’m done 😬 I’ll go on living the rest of my days pretending this “reboot” never happened.

People who say their products are non-toxic🤦‍♀️ are the same people driving anxiety and fear-based purchasing then profiting off the confusion. If a brand is leading with how “non-toxic” they are, just know that’s all marketing, it’s tired, & you’re being bamboozled.

It’s 2022 and it appears that we’re still doing dance routine videos.

For the first time today I heard about “Billy the fridge”. Enough said.

Sure… there’s no way and I’m crazy. Until I find a way, make it work & they’re in my f***ing dust.

Forever thankful 🙏

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I love you so much 🙏💚🤍🥺

Me: what’s the best way to clear my mind & restore my energy? Also me: click (shuts off the TV).

It is my pleasure, You are amazing!!

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