Former CSI and crime commentator
England, United Kingdom
Joined January 2015
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As a freelancer you’re never as popular as you are when someone is sick… into the office I go
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Would it even be Friday 13th without an apocalyptic warning? vm.tiktok.com/ZN85Lb7Rg/ uk front pages
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Funfair style front pages - play pick up a predator, spin the ‘where’s your money going’ wheel or guess what temp the country will turn off… vm.tiktok.com/ZN8Pn6EQJ/
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I did an update on Russell Brand’s sentence yesterday so didn’t include it in today’s front pages round up… in case you missed it vm.tiktok.com/ZN8PrhXcN/
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And today’s front page round up vm.tiktok.com/ZN8Pr9CHR/
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No matter what organisation you are in - if you’re lower down you’re replaceable, if you make them money you are consequence free. It’s front pages round up time; vm.tiktok.com/ZN8foGCYk/
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I haven't visited Oxford street since the pedestrianisation, despite working near recently. But then again, I hate shopping and people.
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How do you use the new @sainsburys app to smart shop - it says connect to WiFi but the one near me doesn’t have WiFi and the sainbos around the corner won’t connect! I’m missing out on me deals
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Alex Iszatt retweeted
Russell Brand found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault ➡️ bbc.in/3WmrXYN
I haven't been to a theme park in a very long time cos I'm scared of rides - but today I've found out there was a David Walliams world in Alton towers.
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My mini freezer broke last night - can I get some of that cyber fund to get a new one? I don't think it matters it wasn't a smart freezer
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The front page round up came after I rearranged my flat - but I got it out vm.tiktok.com/ZN8yuURMg/
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My phone decided to throw a tantrum as the bus came. Wouldn’t bring up my cards then wouldn’t do anything! Cool, thanks, I guess I’ll just wait for you to be ready and get the next bus #appleproblems
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I’ve gone blonde for conspiracy theory Friday… or have I? Papers round up vm.tiktok.com/ZN8UXyMhj/
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Rest in peace Sir Patrick Stewart - a legend in burgundy - I have of course forgiven him for that time he threatened to get me arrested… we’re cool now! #rip
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We have huge black hole of debt but somehow found 10bn for Ukraine. I don’t think it’ll stop Russia getting mad at us! Front pages roundup vm.tiktok.com/ZN8UD4w2x/
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Day 8, still no package from @DHLGlobal and no update on where it was. Considering it was meant to be next day delivery this is pretty shoddy
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