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Content creator, game designer & pop culture commentator. (re)Tired veteran. Opinions mine, not employers.

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2015
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CNN is now projecting that EOD is still 8 hours out.
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Jonathan Taylor was reportedly caught by TSA at the airport hiding in Quenton Nelson’s luggage in an attempt to travel to Seattle with him. Taylor will start for the Colts on Sunday.
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‘THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS’ will air on television for the first time on ABC on Sunday, December 13 as part of the Wonderful World of Disney holiday lineup. The last Sunday before the release of ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
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We've agreed to a trade with the Colts for G Quenton Nelson, pending physical. Read more » shwks.com/lxjn8w99
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“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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For fucks sake, please no. I LOVE Villeneuve’s work and Vader is an awesome character but we NEED to get out of the Rebellion era if we want a shot of Star Wars returning to the relevance it used to have.
Denis Villeneuve is reportedly being considered to direct a future Star Wars project titled Star Wars: Darth Vader. The project would reportedly be a film trilogy and Villeneuve’s second major trilogy project after Dune.
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All that being said…I don’t think this report is even true. Villaneuve still has to kick off the next James Bond chapter for Amazon, so anything like this would be 5-8 years away at least.
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I missed this yesterday, but I’m going to explain in excruciating detail why no VC should ever give this person any money for this, because it is possibly the single dumbest thing I’ve ever heard anyone in the valley ever say & that includes Steve Ballmer. This person has no clue how restaurants work, and nobody will EVER use this, because it’s completely fucking insane 🧵
Instinct CEO Noah Shinn says agents will let restaurants give tables to birthdays and anniversaries over whoever clicks first "And traditionally, because of the way that the internet has worked, at least for reservations, it's been first come first serve. So anyone that comes in, no matter how important or how not important it might be, whoever gets in first gets the reservation." "But what if you had the ability for the agent to be able to communicate on both sides, communicate, hey, this is important. This is actually the person's spouse's birthday, the 30th birthday, a very special event is coming up." "And the restaurant too can say, let's actually prioritize birthdays or major decade birthdays or major anniversaries or these certain people, I don't know, whatever it might be, right?" "So now with the ability, with all of the logistical burden of having to describe exactly what your case is and what's happening and why it's important. Now we have the ability to perfectly match what does the restaurant want? What does the user want?" "And that will result in more special events for the users being able to actually have a spot in the restaurant."
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You could just say “I’m not voting for the Democrats” and left it at that.
I will not vote for a Democrat that does not explicitly say: - They will cut all funding to Israel. - Push for D.C. and Puerto Rico statehood. - Push for major Supreme Court reform. - Push for removal of electoral college. - immediately reverse all of Trump’s executive orders. - immediately remove Trump’s name from all buildings, monuments, memorials etc. - Promise investigations into everyone complicit.
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Where, and I can't stress this enough, THE FUCK is MIKE MACDONALD??!!!?! 😤
NFL Coach of the Year favorites through two weeks: Kellen Moore +500 Kevin O’Connell +900 Jesse Minter +1000 Joe Brady +1100 John Harbaugh +1200 Klint Kubiak +1400
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As someone who works in legal, if I’m asking you to hop on a call it’s because we don’t want a paper trail or because you simply can’t read. Those are the options.
i dont understand why milennials and boomers want to Jump Into A Call over everything . like why cant this just be a fucking email!!!!
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Every day this administration manages to embarrass the country in a new unexpected way.
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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Update?
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Somehow not surprising that Elons new Starkink commercial features a long suspected pedo.
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Insane things are happening in the Pokémon scalping discords.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The unverified screenshot has no corroboration in Pokémon communities. Poster (Katana growth lead) used engagement to promote their trading competition in replies. katana.network/blog/katana-pe… x.com/camolNFT/statu…
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Was listening to The Dispatch on my way to the office and it was almost surreal hearing @mikenelson586 describe 9/11 at Ft. Bragg from his perspective & how I remember that morning 25 years ago. And I still vividly remember coming back from that FTX 25 years later.
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I also laughed out loud when he described deploying to Iraq “6 weeks, 3 months on the outside” cause I remember being told and believing the same thing…12 months later we go home.
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This remains the clearest view into what Altman and co believe is a 'good' AI future: Using AI to displace talking to your own child
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Are people actually this gullible? How many $5,000 checks has promised to date?
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Hang it in the Louvre 🎨
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