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Anglo Saxon English.

Joined November 2024
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I’m gunna get a rape alarm for any time a woman approaches me.
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BREAKING 🚨: MI5 have confirmed that a high profile “RIGHT WING” activist has been working for them under cover and they have even lied to multiple courts to try cover it up. The high court ruled that it wouldn’t be in the public interest to bring contempt proceedings against MI5. This individual was known to the MI5 as “Agent X”
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Imagine meeting a woman, going on several dates, finally performing coitus together and then falling in love with her. Only then discovering shed been tongue punching Russel Brands fart box 5 minutes into meeting him. Cold cold world.
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I may get drunk and verbally abuse some of you later
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Come to a sandwich shop for lunch, bird in front is moaning about a can of coke being 2 quid.
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Watched the uprising. Not a bad film.
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I cant tell if it is mass cowardice, naivity or ignorance thats got us to where we are.
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This big cunt over the mersey
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Theres massive hoardes of creatures in this country that dont even speak English.
Proud to announce that students in England will be able to study Ukrainian at GCSE. It’s a chance for pupils to explore Ukraine’s rich culture and history and, for the Ukrainian community to remain connected to their heritage. This is another step in our enduring support for Ukraine as part of the 100 Year Partnership 🇺🇦🇬🇧
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See you all in the scandi countries 🫡
this is how single i am
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I yearn for the past
Before bullet trains, there was this. Duchess of Hamilton, 1938. Peak British brilliance. Art Deco on rails ❤️
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Went to tescos for booze- cos alcoholic. Approached the till and the very good looking girl behind the till said "hiya" i opened my mouth to say hello back and a literal honk noise came out. I wish id just die.
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So, DAVID WALLIAMS name has been released in SCOTLAND !
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Might try find a wife on discord.
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They are going to crash the entire planet into darkness by anymeans necessary (i suspect financially) so that we accept their new technocratic system. It matters not who you vote for. The only way to beat them is revolt. Sadly everyone is too busy on tiktok and instagram.
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