⍺l¡en.exe🎀 retweeted
people who are afraid of double texting are the weakest link. if i have 8 thoughts you’re getting 8 texts
⍺l¡en.exe🎀 retweeted
if having sex with someone is called Sexual intercourse, then masturbation must be Sexual intracourse.
⍺l¡en.exe🎀 retweeted
according to my guy, making plans to sleep with someone that also wants to sleep with u is the easiest thing in the world.
so if you’re not getting any, you’re talking to the wrong people.👌🏽
⍺l¡en.exe🎀 retweeted
if you need someone to help u lick the sweat under your boobs, call me.
this is my contribution to society.





















