Jessica Jones

You know, I think I’d fuck Wolverine. The hair is not a turnoff.

You ever have a wild urge to buy a Super Nintendo at a thrift store and then spend $5k on buying games on eBay? Just me?

Things that keep me up at night: Does the X-Gene actually have a genetic designation? Do geneticists legit call it an X-Gene? And then there’s the schmucks like me who were essentially mutated after birth. What do you call us? Metahuman? Mutate? Fuck it, I’m getting tacos.

Am I surrounded by adults or by children pretending to be adults? This is why I stopped watching TV. What even is this bullshit online? I swear my need to stay sane and my need to stay informed are in direct conflict. Fucking politicians.

I remember when Scott Lang and I dated. Kinda missing that right now.

I’d like everyone to meet my date. Jack’s quite the gentleman.

Bored and DTF. Wonder if Cage is free tonight.

Try not to shoot innocent bystanders, huh, Frank?

18+ She/Her Damaged former superhero turned super private investigator. I like booze and curse a lot. Limited NSFW. Played by @darksakura. Don’t DM me unless it’s OOC. No OCs please. Combo MCU/Comic Continuity

Places I hate going: The Raft. Place I had to go to: The Raft. Place I’m going to now: The Bar.

Fuck. What gets blood out of blue jeans?

So all of that jumping I can do? Like really high? This morning I jumped and didn’t come down for a while. I suck at landings.

Oh look, it’s me and my life.

I swear to fuck that if I see @SteveGRogers3 talking about avocado toast, I’m going back to bed.

I made this damn Twitter thing because someone thought I should market myself. Now I’m finding the big guns are on here tweeting about their avocado toast. Seriously. I need a drink.