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Ottawa had Tkachuk trapped in HELL last night. 💥 #GoSensGo
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Breaking no contact to talk about the who’s on first scene in You Can See Everything
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FULL EPISODE! She Keeps Her Subs in Chastity Belts | 2 Goons w/ Alice White @AliceOnCam @CheDurena @jjlibermanlive
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Wow. Albanians just set fire to the Supreme Court after it allowed Jared Kushner to buy land in the country against the their will.
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i love when two hockey teams just fucking hate each other
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LA - I have one maybe two spots open, I want to make you cry [email protected]
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well yes!
The term “common whore” implies that there also exist uncommon, rare, and legendary whores
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Someone explain what happened that justified hitting him while he was turtled? I haven’t been keeping up
Jesus christ guys 😭
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highkey I think the euphemistic way we avoid naming suicides is bad and is the result of a general public unwillingness to contend with the widespread nature of suicidality and its structural causes
You can’t tell me someone died without saying how
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Incels online are always complaining that women only like “tall chads.” But have you considered developing technical mastery and/or stage presence?
5'6 balding Phil Collins strolling around in an office shirt singing and drumming one of the greatest songs ever is the definition of AURA.
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I’m 10-3 I’m jerking off in the toilets
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Oh. My. God.
A lot of you asked “whazzit?” on our last post. So… here’s the idea: Chastity should be more than an overpriced piece of plastic that ends up sitting on a shelf. Our patent-pending device coming soon knows when you’re getting a little too close to the limit your keyholder set and lets them know immediately. Even better, your keyholder can decide ahead of time how the device should respond, so it can correct you automatically in the moment. 😈 For the wearer, we wanted something you can actually live in. The open-face design stays discreet under clothing, while side capture holds the balls with less overall squeezing than a traditional cage. You choose your U-ring, cut the connecting cord/tube to your exact size, and get a genuinely custom fit. And here’s where it gets fun: The device watches the combination that's needed for orgasm... erection + rising heart rate. Morning wood? Your keyholder doesn’t need an alert. Working out while soft? Also not interesting. But getting hard while your heart rate starts climbing in just the right way? 👀 They’ll know. And if you get pissed off and take the whole thing off? They’ll know that too. Once it’s on, good luck hiding what you’re up to. 😈
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lol our faces here are ridiculous
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Reupping the “I’m a Whore” Official Playlist: open.spotify.com/playlist/40…
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