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Originally from Ohio, now Jersey City. Tweets are parroted from the last podcast I heard. Participant in the longest, pettiest tweet threads you've seen.

Jersey City, NJ
Joined March 2014
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The radical woke left wants to make it illegal for a white boy to show a little leg
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The out-group mock your sacred cows for the same reasons you mock theirs--because it pisses them off. I don't generally find the Kirk stuff very funny but it's performative trolling designed to elicit this exact response. I do agree it's dehumanizing but this is the world now
The β€œjokes” about Charlie Kirk are heinous for reasons that have nothing to do with the fact that I agree with his politics. There is just something especially callous and soulless about gloating over a brutal, bloody murder we all saw with our own eyes. He was a young man and father of young children. We saw him get shot in the neck. The blood pour out. The natural human reaction when seeing something so violent, bloody, and shocking is to be moved and shaken by it. If instead you’re gloating and joking, it shows that this human part of you is dead. You truly are a soulless goblin in a way that’s only vaguely distinguishable from the guy who actually committed the murder. That’s what makes your callousness so disturbing for those of us who still have souls. We’re human and you no longer are. And that makes you a monstrosity to us. We’re not β€œoffended” so much as revolted by the sight of you. You’ve become the spiritual equivalent of a maggot eaten corpse. You are a grotesquery, a morally disfigured beast.
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so true the morality of the founding generation is never debated by Americans at all
Americans: I don't care what Mao did, he was a mass killer Also Americans: Sure the founding fathers owned slaves and committed genocide. But they were good people who loved freedom
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"in becoming the ultimate male prize, they *sniff* are reflecting back to the masculine what it thinks it should seek. as Hegel said..."
Replying to @gribouczan
"Femboys are actually *sniff* the peak of masculinity *touches nose*, because even though they look like women *sniff sniff*, they actually are manly men. This is an example of what I call *sniff and touches nose* pure ideology and so on and so on" ~Slavoj Ε½iΕΎek
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very funny to still bang the H1b drum when every white collar company is currently figuring out how to automate everything
So was the diabolical H1b program. We are tired of gov selling our jobs
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like nobody's looking to bring in more visa workers. they're all in de facto hiring freezes while AI agents determine which low-productivity workers should get RIF'd
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the democrats deserve a left wing that acknowledges this graph and factors it into their class analyses
Exactly. β€œThe middle class is shrinking”, but the poor are shrinking, too. In other words, the only reason the middle class are shrinking is because more people are moving up out of the middle class and are getting rich.
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i'm sorry, isn't the currently-ascendent left supposed to have learned from woke 1 and moved past regressive identity into more unifying class-based politics?
If a prominent leftist pundit had spent five days straight weirdly attacking, and obsessing over, the victory of America's first ever Jewish senator, literally every day, multiple tweets, trying to undermine and downplay that historic victory against the odds, we all know what that pundit would be called. But when it's a Muslim senator and the pundit is a prominent centrist...
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This is what Bo French warned us about. Will i ever get peace from the Indian people in my neighborhood and their unamerican fireworks??
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i'm legitimately confused by people who think Kamala Harris is going to be an actual contender in the 2028 primary. like did you just discover politics 2 years ago?
There's no actual Kamala loyalty in the party. Khive is just a subset of identity politics resistlib who will become rabid fanatics for whoever actually is the nominee. If she runs people on the debate stage will accurately point out that she's a failure, and she'll drop out.
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people can hate on Jamie Dimon but there's no universe where JPMC decides they need to make genuine long-term strategic decisions based on who wins a 4 year term. the biggest impact of 2024 for them was redacting parts of their shareholder analyses to avoid offending Trump
we talk a lot about the tech oligarchs discovering politics in real time late in life the past decade but an underrated downstream implication of that is it leads to tremendously bad corporate decision-making because they interpret every political pendulum swing as permanent
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we talk a lot about the tech oligarchs discovering politics in real time late in life the past decade but an underrated downstream implication of that is it leads to tremendously bad corporate decision-making because they interpret every political pendulum swing as permanent
Jensen, you might be going to prison.
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the thing with these books is that they're ultimately just catering to the neuroses of the parents, who were always going to pass on their neuroticism to their kids with or without their help
there’s something psychologically terroristic about these kids books that are full of adult platitudes. β€œthere’s nothing wrong with asking for help”. yeah. my 5 year old never would have thought there was. β€œyou don’t have to be extraordinary to be loved”. do not tell my kid that
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There's no actual Kamala loyalty in the party. Khive is just a subset of identity politics resistlib who will become rabid fanatics for whoever actually is the nominee. If she runs people on the debate stage will accurately point out that she's a failure, and she'll drop out.
Ossoff people have a Kamala sized problem staring them in the face
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I feel like the statute of limitations on Doja Cat being a 4channer has long passed. If you were gonna get mad at her for that the opportunity was literally years ago
I JUST SAW SAM HYDES COMEDY AND DOJA IS SO FULL OF SHITTTTTTT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hes clearly fucking racist im crying so bad Yall search up his comedy she is insane. This the type of shit Elon musk and Jeffrey Epstein would watch.
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That's crazy anyway last night i went to a Bollywood drag show and made out with a cute guy in a kurta
HAPPENING NOW: Absolutely chaotic scene as conservative activists Jake Lang and Thomas Allen storm a Diwali Hindu celebration at the Seattle Center Armory. They held signs that read, "Deport All Dot Heads" and "Stop Hindu Replacement of Christians." I just spoke to both men who say they are concerned about American culture being overrun by false idol worshippers and H1-B fraudsters. Lang and Allen say they will be targeting other locations in the city this weekend. They have yet to announce details of their plans due to possible retaliation by Antifa and other far-left activists. Stay tuned. @JakeLang|@Tommy4Trump420
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Gay guys have the highest prevalence of interracial coupling of any demographic and somehow there's a whole contingent of people online convinced they're particularly racist
Replying to @thanarion
He is not afraid he’s just trying to integrate. But soon will realise that gay from any country are highly racist and sectarian specially the patterns.
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i'll start getting upset at this when Republicans stop subsidizing homeowner insurance for people who build houses in Hurricane flood zones
Georgia's new insurance commissioner says credit scores will be banned from insurance evaluations, along with ZIP codes. Good luck, Georgia. You finna need it.
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