Lil Alien 51 retweeted
Si una mujer muestra interés en ti hay dos opciones
1. Es un agente del Mossad
2. Es una agente al servicio de la República Popular China
Lil Alien 51 retweeted
Your next favourite song might be made by an alien 👽
New Lil Alien 51 out now. Give it a listen 🛸
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Your next favourite song might be made by an alien 👽
New Lil Alien 51 out now. Give it a listen 🛸
open.spotify.com/track/5DEbz…
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Your next favourite song might be made by an alien 👽
New Lil Alien 51 out now. Give it a listen 🛸
open.spotify.com/track/5DEbz…
Lil Alien 51 retweeted
Realmente Neuer pudo haber matado a Higuain en 2014, no es joda
Netflix genuinely fucked up. They cancelled all their best shows and now there’s nothing left to get excited about or wait for a new season of.
Some women will flirt with you, constantly touch you, and act like they’re really into you. Then the moment you ask them out, they act completely weirded out. And no, I’m not talking about basic friendliness.
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It’d be hilarious if he never actually makes it to 1,000 goals after all this 🤣😭
🚨 CASE CLOSED 🚨
The Saudi Pro League informed stats websites as well as FIFA, that Al Nassr’s second goal against Al Faisaly is credited to Cristiano Ronaldo but FIFA and the stats sites maintain their position : 'it was an OWN GOAL and Cristiano stays on 981 career goals..'. via @k_alshenaif
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Lil Alien 51 retweeted
🚨 COMPLETAMENTE OFICIAL 🚨
Cristiano Ronaldo a sus 41 años quedo en el ranking 1652 del Balón de Oro 2026. ✅️⚽️🏅
IMPRESIONANTE el bicho 👏
The problem with dating today is that too many people choose partners based solely on sexual attraction without actually liking them as a person. Attraction matters, but for a relationship to last, your partner should also be your best friend. Otherwise, once that initial spark fades, you’re in for a rough time.
Separating romance from friendship is woman-coded. Friendships are relationships based on mutual, self-giving love. Women tend to view romance as receptive, while men treat it as reciprocal. True romantic love is mutual and self-giving. So, true romance only exists in friendship.
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