@AlienMusque

Left my sanity here, somewhere. 🙃🙂

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Joined September 2023
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Apite ku holiday cholinga mutiphe ndika Mira kanuko?
Chocolate Biskuitt🦁@Tonnie_Ntogo25 Dec 2023
Breathlyzer by Gulliver😔kodi anthuwa sapita Ku holiday? Eh eh 💀
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@Vhoyde34m
You can't build a relationship on condom sex.
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just a girl🌺💗@ifw_njeri9h
Happy birthday dia😊🌚
Wallace@wallacemechaOct 14
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Juliet@NafunaOkemwa19h
Block me @xysist @PiocheBrio @wallacemecha mecha my beloved you had the best dck lol I still want that
Phantasy
@fw_phantasyOct 26
If we fuck and someone finds out, I will block you!
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Replying to @itsnjerimwangi
Yes, hopefully Can I suck your titties tho, I'm kinda sad 😔
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chukwudi@wrdjsnOct 26
your own niño dey come no worry
gbem gbem@Gbemi_babyOct 26
does this el niño delay periods????😞
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Sit, spread your legs and stroke 🙂‍↕️ That’s what my friend said
︎ໍ@spdrb1tesOct 26
dick pics do nothing for me please press record and spit on it for the love of god
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.@playboicurrryy13h
you just wanted an excuse to post this image
ؘ@bornmoeOct 26
when all 3 of my friends laugh at my joke
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T_p_tio 🎈
@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl18h
Nobody knows who either of these people are.
TMZ
@TMZ22h
Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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Really had to let go of my favorite eater😔.
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Madrid Zone
@theMadridZoneOct 26
🚨 Kylian Mbappé: "My favorite Mbappé meme? The one where they put my face on a Chinese dictator (Mao Zedong). That really makes me laugh, I use it with my friends all the time."
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This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
Jafrin⁷ 🌸🌙@antares_ojo_oOct 26
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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@nasiathemua14h
me after he just ate my a$$ n pu$$y…
m𑣲cèo@maceonotes16h
me after she just gobbled and sucked the living soul out of me
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Not if you're young, good looking and energetic
CSK 🧢
@Celebritysk_Oct 26
Female bosses are the worst thing that can happen to you.
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Not if you’re handsome
CSK 🧢
@Celebritysk_Oct 26
Female bosses are the worst thing that can happen to you.
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Vyber(fan)
@_Mac_lfc19h
Work hard so your ex can post your success.
Tottenham Hotspur
@SpursOfficial19h
The 2026 Men's Ballon d'Or winner. Congratulations, Harry 🤍
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Jenni
@hashjenni23h
I appreciate you respecting their privacy.
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@RuggedRyan_23h
Those chickens I smoked and then didn’t eat but opted for pizza instead which was disappointing. Ate a piece of this the next day and it was 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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The shit we log on to see on this app 🤣👍🏿
𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗶𝗽𝗲 ❌️@TheBadGuy_14Oct 26
Y'all think Rebecca Malope is a squ*rter or a creamer?
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Swiss@BlxckSwiss_20h
𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗶𝗽𝗲 ❌️@TheBadGuy_14Oct 26
Y'all think Rebecca Malope is a squ*rter or a creamer?
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Feyi♨️@Sumptuous_bae10h
Please fuck me
skylar@S_xddcxxOct 25
fuck introverts
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The Assembly
@InTheAssembly8h
1.3 TRILLION erased from the Chinese stock market today 📉
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