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somewhere rolling in fairy dust ✨🧚🏾

stl, earth
Joined May 2009
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i graduated the other day 🥳
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i’m so disgusted with where we’re headed
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I was in community with anybody man lmao
I think about this black market weed menu my old drug dealer sent me a while back quite often. What a businessman.
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Roy Cooper is wearing Jordans to freshman orientation in the United States Senate
Getty Images: Senator-elect Roy Cooper shakes hands with CNN’s Manu Raju
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They was up in heaven fighting like that SMH
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my soul leave my body instanly
The most heartwarming clip i ve ever watched
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The notebook:
My elder millennial brain still believes a fresh notebook could turn this entire operation around.
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She needs to be fired I’m so foreal. This is people’s fucking lives
social media has truly rotted some of y’all’s brains because why are you throwing him off and playing around before a SURGERY???
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Nigga must have birthed that boy himself like a seahorse
King Harris celebrating his son’s 2nd Birthday 🎂
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if that towel would’ve landed on me i would’ve went straight to the ER
Blueface almost leaked his d!ck while he was cleaning it with a towel before throwing the towel into the crowd.😭😭😐 The girl who caught the "d!ckmatized" towel was very happy 😭😭. Is this what girls in Colorado do??
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this is taking me out 😂😭😭
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Timberlakes neck movements were not in the script he came up with all by his racist self LMAO
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg really thought they were part of Destiny’s Child 😭🤣
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i don't care how many times i've seen this, it gets me every single time. �
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Amazing things are happening on twitter
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I still can’t believe this man said this lmaoo
Florida staying Red amidst the biggest Blue wave in over a decade
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elon musk waking up from his ketamine bender realizing he forgot to rig the election
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Sorry not sorry, this is incredibly chic. To be 97, dressed up, having fun on your birthday and then call it a day. Perfection 10 out 10 Vito.
never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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OH YEAH AND ELON!!! ITS TWITTER BITCH
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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I’M IN TEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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If texas turns blue Im shaking ass oiled up in 4k
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