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MA in Modern German History | Bisexual | 26 | he/they | Marxist | worlds most normal adult Catholic convert

The People’s Republic of Texas
Joined April 2017
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That one oomf who…you know what? Nevermind
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Man that was one wild wood (2026)
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I’m less certain that GTAVI will bad than some of yall I’m actually mildly excited for it but there’s no way I’m spending money on it until I see reviews
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When you’re playing Fortnite with someone and they’re trying to play the game normally and not just open every chest imaginable
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I am a he/they against the worst (headcanon silver as bisexual instead of lesbian)
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Holy fucking shit
Sushi for dinner then Godzilla
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Sushi for dinner then Godzilla
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Normalize skinning people alive for leaving a shopping cart in an empty parking space
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Like half of my mutuals are sexually harassing me these days
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Sunday, November 8th at 7:35 pm
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Deadlock truly benefits the unemployed because since getting a job my unemployed friend has overtaken my hours played despite me having started the game much before her
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Things I need inside me rn: - burger - Kebab - wedges - French fries - oomf - chicken Cesar salad - Carmel frappe - steak - fried chicken - taco - butter chicken - sushi
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We won
Can’t wait to get off of work and play deadlock
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Can’t wait to get off of work and play deadlock
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I think the amount of oomfs I have who are to some degree horny for me has increased as of last night
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How it feels when you’re lane partners with an oomf in deadlock
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Hey
I will genuinely send salacious images of myself to oomfs who ask if Talarico wins
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I will genuinely send salacious images of myself to oomfs who ask if Talarico wins
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Vyper tailjob respect button
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God Emperor Pyro retweeted
if texas turn blue i’m drinking tonight if texas stay red im drinking tonight im drinking tonight
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