Daisy 'D' Moretti © {Parody}

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This brings back memories

Some days I still can’t believe how lucky I am to be married to someone who is so incredibly perfect for me.

Apparently they were trying to say prayer was what you need. I think my way wins.

This one... I say there laughing so hard. I mean, getting on my knees has definitely helped my marriage, just not in the way they were suggesting. [Dies]

When you're watching tiktok videos and one says "if you want to keep your marriage strong, get on your knees." Praying was not where my mind went with that one.

Boner nuzzles are the perfect way to show appreciation. [dies laughing]

This song will forever remind me of that fateful night when I met @CockyCaius [shifty] open.spotify.com/track/0t414…