See ya soon MICHIGAN. 🎤😎✌🏼

Pick 6. Wrapping up Week 7 in the #NFL #Costaki

The #Eagles have so many injuries, when they run out of the tunnel it looks like the first scene of Saving Private Ryan.

Kyler Murray is great for Minnesotans because he reminds them of Prince. A tiny guy who wears purple and is surprisingly athletic.

How do they keep Kyler Murray healthy? You gotta move him around. Like The Elf On The Shelf. Murray is a lot like The Elf On The Shelf: He’s tiny, he’s mobile, and you never see him in January.

Minnesota is winning without scoring many TDs. They’re gonna have to change the state motto to “The Land of 10,000 Field Goals.”

Kid: “Dad, when will the Vikings be good?” Dad: “When cars can fly.”

The #Eagles and #49ers will play in January. As part of the Paralympics.

Puka Nacua is questionable. Not hurt. Since he bit that woman and screamed about the Jews, he’s just questionable.

The #Eagles have so many players out, even the #49ers are like, “Stop being pussies!”

You know when you need a charger, and there’s only the wrong chargers? That’s the Los Angeles #Chargers. Somehow they’re always the wrong chargers.

French football is different. There’s wine in the gatorade cooler. At halftime, there is a three-hour lunch. And there’s a 15 yard penalty for initiating ennui.

My fav #NFL #jokes of the week. #costaki

French football just sounds wrong. It sounds like an old grandpa saying. “That boy’s stranger than French football.”

#Giants demoted Skattebo to send him a message. They could just talk to him, but he’s not great with English.