Ha/Ram. Satire. Everything I say is a lie, including this. Locked=blocked. If its brown, flush it down.

Satriale's Pork Store
Joined April 2026
Help me find my frens!
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Double date Halloween costume idea.
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My uncle did a mission trip to Africa to teach a village how to raise pigs for food. They flew in with a bunch of pigs, built pens for them, Food and water troughs, and taught them how to breed them so they could always have meat. Two weeks of work and teaching. They went back a year later to check on the village. They had thrown a giant party the night after my uncle left, slaughtered and ate all the pigs, sold the feeders and fencing, and were really pissed off that the mission didn't bring them more pigs.
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rape is sacred ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
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“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. A werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand. I watched a werewolf drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.”
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I went up to 560 and 5 people either unfollowed or got suspended while I was locked If you left, fuck you If you got banned, I mourn you Do your part in getting me back to 800 something and beyond
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I actually asked the Catholic legal aid lawyer about helping White people immigrate and she told me that they don’t help White people.
The church only does this type of thing with black people, I’ve seen it first hand. But when my fiancée and I have been struggling with the US Visa system for a year (she’s a White and from Australia) the most help I got from the people in my church was “we will pray for you.”
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“Vote Democr—“
Trump promised “no new wars,” then started a war with Iran that we are not only losing but which also destroyed the economy. Meanwhile, his corrupt advisors are selling their access to him for millions of dollars to megadonors and foreign countries. Stay home or vote Democrat.
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James Talarico in a NYT interview: "When I was in elementary school, I thought I was gay. It was not until I grew up that I realized that I was just attracted to minors"
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If I follow you back that means I clicked on your profile and liked what I saw.
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I don’t think the founders intended fat black people from Ghana to sneak in via immigration fraud from Canada and have a bunch of anchor babies when they wrote that immigration should be limited to “White people of good character”
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Replying to @AllahingMutant
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New pleasure tool to make your booty grool.
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Day 162 no gabagool
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Halloween costume ideas that end in disaster...
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Joel Berry be like:
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Links used to turn purple once you clicked on them
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