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Hitting life's restart button & seeing what is new out there. Blocked by Dana Loesch & Scott Baio as well as Donald Trump (still!) on FB. (He/him)

Minneapolis, MN
Joined June 2009
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If I ever die suddenly, I'd like to have my ex boyfriends be my pallbearers, so they can let me down one last time. 😈
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We last 10 years. We’re better off as best friends rather than being partners.
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Allen Robert retweeted
SCREAMING. CRYING. THROWING UP. DANIEL ROSEBERRY. American fashion designers are slutting themselves out again. 🙌
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Heterosexuality is a choice!
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August 2023 - August 2026 Just a slight change 😏
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If I ever die suddenly, I'd like to have my ex boyfriends be my pallbearers, so they can let me down one last time. 😈
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I can’t believe I did it — and had a blast doing it! I ran the #RedUndieRun2025 in downtown Mpls wearing exactly what you see… yes, those #N2NBodywear undies. Started at noon at Tom’s Watch Bar, hit Mpls Eagle in 9 minutes. Not bad for a guy who barely trains for running.
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Our group raised $1,262 for The Aliveness Project, helping push the total over $74k. Absolutely amazing. Also learned I can survive Minnesota winter in just underwear. So that’s a thing now.
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The most actually Christian thing I've seen a Christian do in years. More of this please #auspol
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BREAKING: MAGA world erupts in rage as American hero Harriet Tubman is finally awarded the rank of One-Star Brigadier General in the Maryland National Guard. And it gets so much better... "Today we celebrate one of the greatest authors of the American story," said Maryland's Democratic Governor Wes Moore at a Veterans Day ceremony. Dozens of veterans and generals attended the event at the Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad State Park. The historic bestowing of rank comes roughly 160 years after Harriet Tubman bravely led Union troops as they raided Combahee Ferry in South Carolina — resulting in the freeing of over 700 slaves. In addition to being an abolitionist, Tubman served in the Union Army as a nurse and later as a spy and scout. Not surprisingly, Trump supporters are flooding social media with their rage, insisting that Tubman doesn't deserve her new rank. As usual, the motivation is pure unadulterated racism. At a time when America's future seems uncertain and racist forces are once again ascendent in our political landscape, it's important that we remember heroes like Tubman. Her belief in a better future should inspire us to fight for the same. Please retweet and ❤️ if you fully support granting Harriet Tubman the rank of general — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a new pro-democracy social network that is exploding in popularity because Twitter and Facebook are trying to stop its growth — which is only making Tribel grow even faster. Please follow us on Tribel to get all of our breaking news alerts sent straight to your phone or computer by clicking the following link: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb
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MAGA: We won everything!!! We are the champions of the world no one can touch us! YOUR BODY, MY CHOICE!! CRY HARDER LIBS!!! Also MAGA: IS KAMALA DRINKING WINE WHILE PLAYING CONNECT FOUR WITH CHILDREN?!!! Fucking weirdos.
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This statue just appeared at a park in Philadelphia
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My MAGA "friends" this is what you voted for. FU! A friend of a friend posted this just now: (Name omitted) called me upset yesterday from her campus. She said the frat boys were going around chanting “your body, my choice”. 1/2
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Sums things up pretty well.
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i’ve had this saved for months
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